face potato

a person who stays on facebook all day and night. Just like a person who watches the television all day and night like a couch potato.

Holly must be a face potato today because every time I post something on her wall or on my wall, she immediately has a comment.

by ekamarie April 6, 2010

face seizure

When a some kid in your class randomly twitches a part of his/her face, leading to a collection of ''o_o'' s, "Whoah''s and ''WTF''s. People, after exposure to the face seizure, find themselves asking: "Does that guy have tourette's?"

Person A: *GASP* Fabio just had a face seizure!
Person 2: o_o
Person %: Whoah
Old nigga: WTF

by Fabio Nig March 6, 2013

Ring Face

A look of pure drunken horror involving unnatural facial contortions and a gaping, twisted mouth.

"We killed that bottle of Stroika, and then you couldn't lose the Ring Face all night!"

by TheKidDynamite October 28, 2009

turkey faced

To be extremely intoxicated, to the point of blacking out and having double vision.

yo, that guy is totally turkey faced

by cmj14221 February 11, 2008

Face Bunk

Mundane details about one's day that are posted to a social networking site in the hopes that one of your friends with an equally mundane life will comment on your status.

Jack : I planted an herb garden today, then took a nap - what a great day...

Comment from Sue: Wow, that is a great day!!! But that's major Face Bunk - Get a life...

by Ida Dunnher April 16, 2009

face wristie

if wristie refers to the humble hand-job, a face-wristie is a wristie performed by the mouth.

by jingo! josh madden would never knock back a face wristie!

by carly_bon_bon August 10, 2010

face hate

A person who's face you hate so much that you are totally repulsed by them and can't seem to have a normal conversation with them. They are your best friends on email, text, and chat but once you're face to face with them you either ignore them completely or make up an excuse and get the hell out of there, after you make plans to meet up on chat later of course.

Dan: Hey, I am meeting Jason for some drinks today, you want to hang out with us?

Tom: Would love to, Jason is hilarious, but I face hate him, sorry bro.

by freedom17 November 10, 2011