Ford

A Ford is a car which it’s name stands for: Found On Road Dead

Guy 1: I got a Ford for my birthday.
Guy 2: Cool, how was it?
Guy 1: It broke down the second I started it.

by juulbreel March 18, 2020

FORD Maverick

The Ultimate Off Road 4x4.
Not only is this a beast of a rig, but whoever is fortunate enough to own one is a Maverick themselves.

Typically used for helping Toyotas out of bog holes.

Especially, FJ Cruisers, Land Cruisers and 80 series.

Troy: Hey you have a Maverick, can you help me out of this bog hole.

Jon: Hey, my cruisers tail gate is broken, but your Ford Maverick is still going strong. I knew I should have upgraded when I had the chance…

by swb_1990 May 17, 2023

Ford courier

If the head blows it transforms into a steam train
Might need some oiling, as the gear box was a bit crunchy during the transformation

Lawrence has a ford courier and the head blew, unfortunately he was in self denial

by Jessejw October 6, 2020

Brady Ford

A gay trump supporter

Look at that Brady Ford over there.

by anonymous October 28, 2020

RUBY FORD

Robo caller, possible AI engineered. After verifying there is not an actual human caller on the line, disconnect.

If you receive a robo call from Ruby Ford just disconnect the call.

by datswatshesaid February 26, 2025

Ford

Ford is the worst car company created. Ford makes vehicles that are fixed or repaired daily, and many of them are f**ked on race day.

My ford had to get pulled out of the mud by a sweet Chevy the other day.

by EGGSareAWESOME April 4, 2017

Ford

Ford isn’t much of a common last name, yet when you run into one you better stay on their good side. Otherwise you’re fucked. A Ford has a temper from hell at times. Trust me, I’m one.

Dude I just met a Ford today.

Be careful bro, I heard a Ford has a temper.

by Blehhhhhhh17 March 7, 2020