Mecha Cow

a mechanically enhanced cow used to infiltrate enemy territory undetected, usually deployed in herds.

The only way to get past the enemy defenses was to strategically place a herd of mecha cows who could stroll in easily unsuspected, much like the Trojan horse of old.

by I'm Not LIke You Guys July 29, 2019

blubber cow

A fat large person with an ugly yet attractive face.

Her face is okay... She definitely a blubber cow

by Avocado pineapple May 18, 2016

Mountain Cow

A type of cow found along the "huge" mountain regions in Iowa.

"Hey Dad, look at all those mountain cows,"

by swimmydino34 July 2, 2021

Trash Cow

An unacceptable or un-chosen number in competition when grouping numbered cattle.

“Don’t be a Trash Cow, you’ll make us lose”
“Get that fucking trash cow out of here!”
“We want 5’s! That fucking number 2 Trash Cow slicked is and snuck in”

by Boycow November 15, 2020

Who is this cow?!

Tell this sentence to a person who is:
-is STUPID,
or -does NOT use his/her mind at all
or -thinks he/she is ALWAYS right!
or -says bullshit

Teacher: You should memorize all these formulas.
Student: Who is this cow?!

by emeliano May 27, 2018

Trim A Cow

This is when your balls are so hairy that they need immediate shaving

Friend: Hey I'm gonna trim a cow tonight
Friend 2: Oh yeah I trimmed my cow last week
Friend 2: Why are you trimming yours?
Friend: It's because I have a date in the morning
Friend: I really have to trim my cow tonight
Friend 2: OK Cool!

by Search up Mayor of Lannach March 21, 2021

cow gc

a groupchat with the lomls. the coolest, funniest, nicest, and sweetest people you will ever meet and i just love them sm.

“cow gc is the best editor gc”

by wandasdeadkids June 26, 2022