FLAT CHAT

Adjective:
Feigning importance and fraudulently or deceptively claiming to be busy at work when in reality you have sweet FA work to get done.

Synonym: Pretending to be busy at work when you actually are not.
"How are you going today?" "Oh, I'm absolutely FLAT CHAT!" (Sigh dramatically and flutter hand over chest)
by Cactus Juice February 22, 2018
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Flat earth plane, The

=) The flat earth plane of existence.

=) this is what the main world is made of (with), it comes at a cost of knowing over believing what other's (other the God has help craft my creation upon this Flat Earth Plane of existence) has has/are showing them, yet, if you look at the slide of hand, then and only then will you be knowing the da jury truth A.K.A. never of (with) a de facto truth.

=) Life's about perception, that is how you find the meaning in life; and yet it is only closer to the what is the meaning of life…. ….yet, one must know that they are to become in order too be being the higher truths.

=) Just as the same as the water plane (The ocean) fire plane (hell/the Sun at its Job)
=) Flat Earth Plane, The , of existence, is one of the hardest places to be being un(into)to this God given Plane of existence; so, what is it, "God Given, A.K.A. da jury truth / sovereignty

=) Today God said "let their be light( yet tHEy, said more with their Silence than they did Their words, where in their silence was the rest of themselves; A place called heaven.);" this world of Earth of (with) being round is that of what it means to have(hath) a shape of a (Spear of (with) Ear) sphere by the actions of being do you have (hath) a spHERe

=) some would say that what they are told/being put under a spell (Entering the plane of existence of words), dose the same as one, to be un (in) the Air Plane only by means of an Airplane.
by Craigvalue nova April 1, 2022
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Flat 17

A secret society of the brightest minds Warwick University has ever seen. They say those lads are gonna take over the world one day, and I wouldn't doubt it.
Don't f*ck with him, he knows the Flat 17 boys
by Flat 17 November 22, 2021
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Tyning flats

Tyning flats is the ultimate location for a smoke up and a session with the notorious chavs and the Tyning in whom those who live there normally smoke crack in the stairwell

Down the road the hut stands graffitied by Children who smoke burn

Numerous shoutings is heard at the shithole Tyning
John: yo Kieran g you wanna go to Tyning flats to chill

Kieran: Nah g dont wanna get smoked by some chav
by Chilcomptonbilll January 31, 2020
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Pissing on a flat rock

A sudden and heavy downpour of anything
Would you look at the rain? Just like a frog pissing on a flat rock.

The bills are piling up like a mule pissing on a flat rock
by Larin Noel October 2, 2016
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Flat Us

Flat us houses people no one else is willing to house…YOUNGSTERS.

It's the one true solution for all a youngster could require when shifting to an unknown city for studies or for work.

Affordable prices, quality home-cooked meals for every palate and complete privacy from landlords randomly barging into their rooms are some of the features it offers, but what truly sets it apart is that you might feel like you found your soul-mate in your room-mate. Yes, that’s the power of their compatibility test which will make sure you and all your room mates are 100% functional and jell with each other.

A blessing in disguise for all those starting a new life in a whole new place isn't it?
Don’t worry, just flat us!
by team flat us November 26, 2021
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Flat Miracle

A male enhancement product made from fix-a-flat and Miracle Grow
I gotta get me some of that flat miracle.
by ac000000 January 11, 2011
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