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cannonize

To make something cannonic in real life, Luke something would be cannon in a work of fiction
by NoxiousCoupon April 2, 2024
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Star Buster Franxx Cannon

One of the strongest moves in "A legends Journey" Performed by D.Une, D.Star, Darling, & Hakari when fighting against Mizuki Enoch before performing the "Starburst Seal". The move itself caused Mizuki to be placed in between the realms of existence and non-existence correspondingly, before Hakari completely sealed him into the realm of non-existence. Dubbing him "The star that doesn't exist", the move itself is also a clan special although it used only 4 of the members within the clan and still did immense damage, it would be far stronger if the whole clan combined together and performed the move.

Due to the moves unrivaled power, it can only be used by "Star Clan" members with "Darlings Blood" flowing through them whilst being in there "Unbreakable Will" states. Which, the "Unbreakable Will" requirement completely hinders the move from becoming over powered. Due to many of the clan members not having that stage to be forcefully activated unlike others.
D.Une - "With our powers combined we will defeat you, nothing in existence not here or after can stop this. Star Buster Franxx Cannon!"
Hakari - "Impossible how can such a power exist!"
by Darling Une October 14, 2020
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Vanilla cannon

When a man whips out his penis in public and sprays his sperm on random old ladies or lady
I heard he vanilla cannoned his own grandma
by Bannanamitchandzand May 24, 2016
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slam cannon

Slam cannon is when you take 80 Viagra and race it to see which happens first you die of heart attack or you fuck so hard your dick falls off.
"So sad Tim passed but he did it cool GF said he died doing a slam cannon"
by SansT.skeleton December 12, 2020
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Danimal Cannon

A Bald video game composer and chiptune music performer, who is know for making music using a Gameboy and combining it with an electric guitar performance. His music is featured in games such as 'Just Shapes & Beats' and 'Wave Wave', and you should buy all his music as soon as humanly possible.
Human: Man did you see Danimal Cannon on Tour last night? He shredded the Guitar AND the Gameboy both at the same time! Somehow.
by KiboBeLoser January 5, 2024
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Cause Cannon

A wearisome, vacuous windbag that takes any opportunity to spout Guardian-esque pinko rhetoric in relation to any left-wing hobby-horse as if they were an authority that cannot be challenged or questioned.
"That twerp Tarquin's mouth sewer was firing out the Mayor's tripe about air quality in the pub again last night as if it's not a smoke screen for more stealth taxation. What a total Cause Cannon."
by LastRealist August 29, 2023
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zoot cannon

An individual who is extraordinary zooted at all times of the day.
Person 1:“Damn, Dale’s been a real zoot cannon lately”
Person 2:”Yeah, he’s been playing Modern Warfare for 2 days straight.”
by B-Lee the Beta December 8, 2019
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