Zach

The finest chocolate man alive. Having a Zach in your life will not only enhance you as a person but he will make you feel like the only girl in the world. He’s sweet and kind but nasty in the sheets. Zach is one of the most kindhearted men but knows how to put his foot down when the time comes. He’s also fine, did I already say that?

Damn, look at how fine Zach looks!

by welpigottago June 14, 2018

Zach

Is crazy stupid but very sweet just don't get him drunk. He's really good at flirting with girls and loves the colors green, black, white and red is good at making friends and knows how to be a lady's man

Good ole Zach

by Tribute July 4, 2018

Zach

MY FUCK BUDDY DONT TOUCH HIM

Aaghhh zach fuck me harder

by Hannah Racecar July 30, 2018

Zach

doesn’t try hard in school basically the jock on campus. Very interested in sword fighting when drunk.

person 1: yo zach what did u get on your act?
Zach: doesn’t matter i didn’t try hard i’m just a jock. wanna sword fight? i’m not gay tho no homo

by lsdn27 July 31, 2018

Zach

Some one with a huge throbing penis

Wow I'm a Zach right now it's huge!

by Zach gunnelsZa6969 August 15, 2018

zach goodelle

A straight dumbass

He doesn’t know what 5 + 5 is he is a Zach Goodelle

by Bounce animal January 19, 2019

Zach

Just a guy from Oklahoma is a moron.

Zach can't even win in Mario Kart. What a Tarpley!!

by Ateam043 August 20, 2022