Cooter Wipe

A person who, while not being a douche bag, is still worse than an ass wipe. They will be sodden with bacteria and detritus, and smell almost as disgusting as their little black souls.

I sure did, E. That guy was a total cooter wipe!

by e.dawg August 28, 2010

Wet wipe

Will

Omg will is such a wet wipe
Ikr

by Okbestie October 26, 2020

three wipe rule

Personal code of conduct that stipulates one must take a shower if more than three wet wipes are necessary.

Sorry I'm late I had a three wipe rule violation right before I left the house.

by hilarioyo August 25, 2021

FRESHLY WIPED GAS HOLE

When someone wipes their GAS HOLE ‘anus’ after recently defecating. Key term is “recent” to coin the terms, “FRESHLY WIPED”.

Janice has a fetish to SNIFF, SAVOR and LICK her 76 year old husband’s FRESHLY WIPED GAS HOLE.

by PSPkid April 14, 2021

Alaskan Wet-wipe

To be used while brushing your teeth and shitting: spitting your toothpaste onto the toilet paper before wiping.

Why are you crying?

I just used an Alaskan wet-wipe

What’s cooler than being cool?
An Alaskan wet-wipe

by Tim the word man July 1, 2023

Penis Wipe

Just your typical average fucking douche. He is such a penis wipe that he sucks all the nut off your dicks. Also known as a pussy towelette.

Damn! Gavin is such a fucking penis wipe!

Wow, Gavin is such a penis wipe, all the nut... gone.

by Shlomo Jesus May 10, 2019

Fatty Log One Wipe

The act of taking such a perfect shit that it only needs one turd wash.

"You already shit? "- Tanner
"Yah bro I dropped a Fatty Log One Wipe." - Travis

by The Taint Tickler 69420 May 9, 2021