my week with Marilyn

N.B: The Marilyn referred to is Marilyn Monroe. The phrase itself, 'my week with Marilyn' is also the title of a post-Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which a character played by Emma Watson goes back in time to spend a week with Marilyn Monroe)

an average Joe's encounter with a celebrity in the secular world.
boy a): what did you get for your birthday?

boy b): Lol. I got my week with Marilyn from my parents. I met Larry King from Larry King Live when he came to speak on a local tv show and I was in the audience.
by Sexydimma July 17, 2014
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Fool's Week

Working 5 days or more in a 7 day week.
1. My life sucks working a fool's week.
2. Full week to me is 3 or 4 days after that you are just working a fool's week!
by mesupporter February 1, 2022
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on week

On week: A term guys use towards women who are being jerks/bitches for no apparent reason. Can be used in a derogatory way if combined with the “forbidden words,” bitch and whore.
Ex: Your such a bitch Cassie. Are you on week right now? Fucking whore.
Cassie: I fucking hate you John. Kill yourself.
Daniel: *whisper to john* Damn bro.
John: What a bitch. She must be on week.
by BigOlMassDebater January 31, 2024
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Earth Week

It occus at every month in the last week. Transportation and factories production is halted in order to heal the earth.
“Wow it seems even America is joining to participate in Earth Week!”
by STOP_CLIMATECHANGE November 14, 2020
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Beef week

When someone is on their period.
Man, there's an iron smelling musk in the air. It must be beef week.
by Neeneejeejee April 11, 2024
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Shark Week

When it looks like your woman was eaten out by a shark for a week straight.

Symptoms of shark week
-anger and sadness for no good reason

-excessive hunger
-sometimes being extremely horny
-pain in the abdomen (and no don’t compare pain you never experienced to being kicked in the balls or you will be kicked in the balls)

The only way to neutralize the problem:

a: by giving food

b: doing everything she says
c.try not to show your disgust because you have no idea what we are going through
c: make her feel better (seriously guys if you want to be the best boyfriend be kind and understanding)

(Btw this was written by a girl)
Girl: fuck! My side is in so much pain!

Guy: is it your appendix?

Girl: no it’s shark week fucking dumbass!

Guy: no that’s in the sum- ohhhh
by Madforgames1 January 29, 2022
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Mr. Weeks

Mr. Weeks! My dude! The main man! Where do I start? This might sound cheesy, but Mr. Weeks is so much more than just a student teacher. He's a friend.He's funny, kind, smart, and easy to listen and talk to.He's someone that I've connected with easily, we vibed straight away. Not to mention an incredible sense of style! :) He radiates good energy and he can make anyone smile within seconds of meeting him. The world brightened when he came into it, and I know his life has such a bright future. The world needs more people like him, and I feel lucky to know someone so incredible.
Did you hear about Mr. Weeks? It's his BIRTHDAY!!
by Kiri♡ November 1, 2021
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