Sparty Watch

The MSU act of throwing an all night dance party at the Sparty statue during Michigan week in order to ward off the carpet munching U of M students.

"Lets go John, we need to go to Sparty Watch in order to keep those inbred University of Michigan students from fucking with the Sparty statue."

by tso40 October 14, 2011

Bird-watcher

Person (most commonly a male person) who openly and chronically observes other male penises in public places.

(Typically after someone pisses you off, instead of calling them a "fag" or something"...Dude, you're being such a god damn birdwatcher!!!!!!!!!!

by Anthony Verrecchio January 10, 2003

bog watcher

One who hangs about the public men's rooms in hopes of anonymous gay sex.

Fat, smelly, Cumbrian pikey homosexual called Ardon.

Hide the pies, and tighten yer belts, Boys, here comes bog watcher!

by Kenny Roberts July 9, 2006

Whale Watching

When a person, either alone or with a group see's almost exclusively overweight or fat people.

Ex.

(Jimmy and his brother are at the mall.)

Brother: Dude there are no hot chicks here. They're all huge!

Jimmy: I told you we'd be whale watching.

by jlawthelarson February 27, 2011

fair-weather friend

someone who only comes around when times are good.

Wow, I thought Steve hated you Dan. I know, so did I. I wonder why he keeps hanging around all of a sudden. It must be because you won the lottery last week. Yeah, he's just a fair-weather friend!

by Chad Courtney October 26, 2003

Watchmen

Pornography for comic nerds.

One part in Watchmen has a girl getting gang-banged by a bunch of blue dongs.

by UrbanLynx March 19, 2010

Watching a movie

An term used when a boy and a girl of young age are hooking up in a basement or other room while the parents were home. This is the often answer to the question often asked by parents "what were you two doing last night?"

(Guy 1) So what have you and Katie been up to? i havent seen you in days!
(Guy 2) Oh, nothing much, just been "watching a movie" alot lately.

(Guy 1) So shes a freak in bed?
(Guy 2) O Fuck ya!!

by Laroid December 6, 2010