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Hot Weasel

A modified four banger vehicle, often concidered annoying, dangerous, or down right stupid by Gen X or early Millennials.

The worst kind of "Hot Weasel" hands down, is the one tuned to backfire. These "Hot Weasels" are driven by those whom we refer to as, "Tools."
Kyle, take that shit box Hot Weasel you think is so fast and furious, and get the fuck off my property and away from my daughter you fucking tool!
by Roland W. H. December 17, 2023
mugGet the Hot Weaselmug.

Pour the sauce on the weasel

To pour hot sauce on your/someones schlong
Last night Kendra tottaly wanted to pour the sauce on the weasel but I said no because that would suck
by ClamSlam420 May 23, 2011
mugGet the Pour the sauce on the weaselmug.

Weasel Tash

Childlike, pre-teen hair growth. Grows in a very patchy manner not unlike a weasel or other small rodent like animal whiskers.....

A male adult who is unable to grow facial hair resembling stubble or a beard...they will often shave every day to avoid sightings of their patchy and island like hair growths.

Often seen in adults who are starting to see hair loss around the 'wing-back' area.
A very poor hair growth, slight facial hair, not fully covering the face.
Resembling whiskers of a Weasel

Did you see that guy at the bar? I felt sorry for him - he had fading wingbacks and a proper weasel tash!
by Dr O2 December 15, 2011
mugGet the Weasel Tashmug.

Grey Weasel

MILF snatch. Mature woman's pubes.
He got drunk and went hunting the Grey Weasel.
by muffincruncher December 6, 2010
mugGet the Grey Weaselmug.

Weasel Dick

When someone convinces you that you are getting a deal and then you end up overpaying.
The cable company said they wanted to give me free movies for a month and weasel dicked me into signing a 3 year contract.
by Randy Acid March 22, 2022
mugGet the Weasel Dickmug.

Weasel

Someone who is a know it all and lives to correct people. Memorizes everything verbatim
Zach memorized the whole book verbatim and even corrected the instructor. He's such a weasel!
by rlosoccer August 27, 2017
mugGet the Weaselmug.

Weaseling out

When you're dick is too soft to penetrate. Also to avoid to do any type of effort.
by Ianisanoggod December 15, 2016
mugGet the Weaseling outmug.

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