crap weasel

a floridian slang word for ''Beautiful''

You are Crap Weasel today!!!

by spencer soper October 2, 2020

Weasel

The act of aggressively shoving one's big toe and or foot in someone's anal cavity. Usually by force, the weaseler often has "helping feet", that are used to pin the victim down.

"Holy shit, Scott and his foot gang just weaseled me!!"

by PoopWhore69 December 16, 2019

Cock Weasel

A person, generally female, who knows their way around a cock.

Dude, I slept with Jessica last night and she was flexible like a damn cock weasel!

by Coked Up Hamster December 3, 2020

Cock weasel

A guy that nuts in you and tries to be sneaky about it or guy that notoriously gets women pregnant.

That little cock weasel thought he was going to be slick and nut in me

by Whyme92 June 24, 2020

Snausage weasel

A person who slurps said slimy snausage for little to no cost. Strictly for their own enjoyment.

Eww "Cody" is a snausage weasel. Did you see how he treated that snausage?

by You're wrong tara July 25, 2022

Water Weasel

When a man, postmortem, usually as a result of heart failure, has fluid built up (edema) in the genitals that makes arterial embalming difficult.

Look at the water weasel on this guy. The hospital must have been pumpin' his ass full of fluids.

by Morty_the_Mortician September 16, 2020

weasel de la libre

Someone that is In prison playing gay but we’re actually gay before prison

You a free world weasel , foo! Weasel de la libre !

by Deeznuttz214 February 13, 2024