Shank weasel

Well, a shank weasel tends to be the thang that dangles between your two lower appendages. It also tends to rise with the blood pressure when a juicy badonkadonk come rollin' by. Then you have to use said shank weasel.

Madam, do you mind if I bury my shank weasel in your hidey-hole?

by Rager October 21, 2015

Weasel

A device in which canabis is consumed also known as a ' bucket '. cut off a 1/4 of a 2 litre bottle from the top and cut off 1/8th of a 1 litre bottle from the bottom, fill the 2 litre bottle up with water and drop the 1 litre bottle in.

Person 1 : " Alright son? Fancy a weasel? "
Person 2 : " Whey aye! "

by ridlarh January 7, 2008

Jelly Weasel

A mixture of cum and blood - the result of cumming inside a woman who is menstruating.

Man my ho is on the rag but I don't care bro gotta get dat jelly weasel.

by skeeterpoo January 8, 2012

Weasel Booty

Something that brings one joy

Person 1: "Hey, did you listen to that album I lent you the other day?"
Person 2: "Yea, man, it's totally a weasel booty for sure"

by NextLevelNaps March 19, 2023

stank weasel

a form of beatin someone ass (usually associated with video gamers)

hit it wit yer stank weasel.

by codycorrel August 11, 2006

Huge Weasels

Huge Weasels is a great made up Nation from the game www.nation states.net. If you own a nation join the Forbidden Land of the Weasels. Huge Weasels rivals are Shland, do not ally with them. Check out Huge Weasels by going to nation states and search for Huge Weasels.

Huge Weasels are an amazing nation

Join the Forbidden Land of the Weasels

by Huge Weasels April 29, 2005

Weasel Dick

When someone convinces you that you are getting a deal and then you end up overpaying.

The cable company said they wanted to give me free movies for a month and weasel dicked me into signing a 3 year contract.

by Randy Acid March 22, 2022