A watermelon

When you can’t piss after having sex or masturbating because your penis is erect.

“Hold on hoe, i’m taking a piss. You’ve gotta give me a minute, I got a watermelon.”

by HogeyHogan January 25, 2019

Watermelon

It’s my new way of saying cool

“That is so watermelon”

by bubblegumbunniez February 6, 2019

Watermelon me

When you are texting someone and they send you a watermelon emoji, it is to get your attention if you dont answer quick enough.

Did you just watermelon me?
Why did you watermelon me?
Sorry for watermeloning you.

by Nelson-Mortimer June 5, 2018

Watermelon

A sex act in which a man will stuff his entire ballsack into another person’s anus while they are on their period.

Did you hear? James tried to watermelon a poor girl last night. I think he fumbled the bag.

by Marthen20 October 25, 2022

Watermelon

Another word for cool, used by the kardashians in simgmproductions

That's so watermelon!

by BestAtX November 2, 2022

Watermelon

Watermelon just means cool or awesome

“She’s so dumb” - Kem
“Wrong!!! She’s so watermelon!!!” -Khloe
“No” - Kourtney

by watermelonestgirl November 6, 2022

There's watermelon in the fridge.

There's watermelon in the fridge. Definition; fuck off; go fuck yourself. A great phrase to throw of your opponent in any game making them think about things like ..."wtf does that even mean?"

I said "There's watermelon in the fridge." he had no idea what I meant but we won the game!

by madam buckmastahpata May 6, 2022