Windows Vista

A gift that was from the gods Microsoft. Windows Vista was the best OS.

Windows 7: Why can’t I be cool like my older bro Windows Vista? :(

by NUBBYNUB December 15, 2018

Window Bean

Someone's who glued a baked bean onto a glass window.

Jimmy is a window bean

by PickleRick9696 November 21, 2022

Window Buckin'

Staring someone down from inside a window with the intention of instigating a verbal or physical fight.

ie. Mean muggin from inside your house/apt.

Man ya'll shoulda seen this hoe window buckin' me from her second story project! That hoe was trippin!

by paldrummer July 4, 2011

Window whisper

The act of passing gas into another's open window, at night, of course.

If those goddamn hippies don’t stop banging those drums, I’m going to window whisper the shit out of their houses

by A four pound pud September 10, 2019

fogged window

When a girl with glasses is giving a guy a blow job and he nuts on her glasses and makes her wear them.

" bro, I was fucking this hot girl with glasses last night and I totally gave her a fogged window"

by Lavenderjonesxclamanix November 7, 2017

Window of Opportunity

When one has reached the maximum level of being stoned & is compelled to leave unexpectedly out of fear of themselves.

Hey sorry I bailed last night without saying goodbye or grabbing my shit; I saw my window of opportunity.

by Daisy Dunham May 25, 2020

Windows Fail

An operating system that Microsoft Windows releases that is terrible.

This results in a pattern known as the Windows Pattern.

Windows Fail = Windows 95, Windows Me, Windows Vista, Windows 8.

by Elixir of Wisdom July 8, 2015