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swiss valentine

A male cums into a female on her period then scooping both and drinking them both and then puking them up on the partner making it look like a pink coat
I pulled a Swiss valentine on my girlfriend last night
by Ganggandbanggang June 30, 2016
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Erin Valentine

Erin Valentine is a female who has the body of a goddess and the brain of a genius. Men are drawn to her good looks and her awesome sense of humor.

But be careful not to piss anyone with the name Erin or Valentine off, they may become deadly and possibly try to stab you.

But besides that, everyone loves to be around Erin or Valentine, but of course... not when they are angry.
Guy: Wow! You are just like that girl Erin Valentine!
Girl: Wow! That's the nicest thing someone has said to me all day!
by Deathuponu June 22, 2016
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chip valentine

A real banger type party animal. A little hip, a little hop, and a whole lot of brownies. He is also hella jacked bro.
That chip valentine kid cracks me up. I swear I jebait him every time.
by Chip Rogul November 26, 2016
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amadeo valentini

The most handsome man in the world. Amadeo Valentini have a big dick and he bangs girls every day. Amadeo is also one of the best in football and he scores goal after goal. He is a really nice dude and a very good friend. He is very strong and he's mussels are the biggest I've ever seen in my life.
"Amadeo Valentini is usally the nicest and the most handsome in the classroom"
"All the girls are dying to fuck him"
by Philip Engel December 13, 2016
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pseudo valentines day

A term for a pre valentines or post valentines day. Spent on this day due to scheduling or cheaper valentines candy and gifts.
The couple spent a lovely pseudo valentines day one day before the real one. They were lovey dovey the entire day so when they worked the next day there would be no loneliness
by Theamazinggeek May 3, 2018
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Joe valentine

Joe valentine is a man they u will never wanna let go he loves his family more than anything. He has a open heart and he helps as many people as he can. When he passes away everyone that knows him will remember all of the amazing things that he did for people and his family and for this world. He will be missed a lot. He is known for his amazing music and kindness. He is the most handsome man in the world... one day Joe Valentine will change the world step by step... if you ever meet Joe Valentine never let him go u will live-blogged him your whole life.... Sincerely, his Daughter: Sophia Valentine 💙❤️ Love u dad I will always love you to the moon and all over the universe and times 100+
joe valentine:hey do u need help with anything?
Person: yeah
Joe valentine: what’s up??....
by Sophia grace valentine June 13, 2019
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My valentine

Your valentine is someone, for an example, someone u will love till grade school ends or just a friend, that you ask to be your valentines, or you get asked by that person or their grandma to be their valentine on 14th of February.
'' George'' is my valentine! We are gonna marry and have 20 kids!
Or as a friend
Me and ''JJ'' are gonna be each other's valentines cuz we both are ugly and can't handle a relationship!
by I.LIKE.ThuMbS February 3, 2020
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