vampire snatch

A gurl that dates a guy simply because he is easily p**** whipped. She causes problems between the guy and his family wherever she can. Always a lying drama queen. They usually only look good from the myspace angle. Also usually very unfaithful since they need to have sex with lots of guys to suck their lifeforce from them. You can tell when your friend is dating one when your friend starts showing signs of "bitching out" on social gatherings with the boys, and saying things like "Nah, I can't go out tonight man. My lady wants me to stop drinkin and spend more time with her".

Daniela-"That vampire snatch broke up with my cuz just so she could bone this other guy, then got back with him a few days later!"

Tiffani-"We'll stake that crusty vampire snatch!"

by crazy#47 May 27, 2011

vampsexual

Identifying sexually or in terms of either gender or emotional status, as a vampire. Not to be confused with Vampirism which is the act of being a vampire.

"I heard Stacy identifies as Vampsexual now."
"How?"

"Because she has an emotional thirst for blood, is depressed, and is only attracted to vampires emotionally."

by Random_Gay_Hooker January 9, 2017

Emo Vampire Kid

That one depressed kid at your school who sits in the dark, wears black, and thinks he's a vampire

Joe1: *looks at dark corner* Who's that?
Joe2: Oh, thats the emo vampire kid
Joe1: Wait, he's a vampire?
Joe2: No, he just thinks he is, thats what separates him from the rest of the emos.

by Equals Three January 15, 2011

vampire weekend

A multiple day sex binge with a girl while she is on her period. Going to a concert as opening act is optional as is it being an actual weekend. Some people insist oral sex on her is a requirement. Others (Van Helsing crowd) say simply staking her repeatedly and a bloody mess is all that is required, even going as far as to suggest deflowerings be included as vampire weekends.

Yeah I am taking Katie to Vale on our honeymoon - but looks like it will be a Vampire Weekend.

by Puking Observer March 1, 2013

vamp fags

Is a term referring to people who dress up as vampires and try to act "cool". Said people are trying to cover up their impending homosexuality that will most likely be exposed later on in their life

Harold was walking down the street at night when he looked down an alley and saw some vamp fags dressed up in dark faggish clothing drinking clamato juice

by bollz1 November 11, 2009

Vampwolf

A vampwolf is a half vampire half wolf.
They live all over the country (sadly) but meet up at FOBR.
They pwn so fucking hard and are dominating the world.
True story.
Gabe Saporta, and William Beckett cannot keep their hands off of these fine vampwolves. But who could? They're so damn hot.
They tend to seckz each other up (and Gabe and William) whenever they get the chance.
It often ends in fangs and bitemarks because they like it kinky.
BAGELS and CHEESECAKE are their source of, well, everything.
They don't drink. They only eat bagels and cheesecake.

Curious as to how you can become a vampwolf?
YOU CAN'T!
Sucks for you cause they pwn. They pwn like no motha fucka knows.

Gabe: Hey, Beckz. We going to seckz Les Vampwolves later?
Beckett: Hell yeah! I'm so horny. And no one can make you scream like a vampwolf.
Gabe: True that, yo.

by Beckygina September 10, 2007

Vampire Sex

Vampire Sex: When a vampire loves a woman... he first tries missionary... unable to secrete any bodily fluids, being undead and all. He tries to perform oral sex... Frustrated by lack of sexual gratification, the vampire bites the shit out of the woman until she represents ground sausage. Then the vampire is satisfied.

Vampire Sex: When a vampire loves a woman... he first tries missionary... unable to secrete any bodily fluids, being undead and all. He tries to perform oral sex... Frustrated by lack of sexual gratification, the vampire bites the shit out of the woman until she represents ground sausage. Then the vampire is satisfied.

by psychedeillusions July 6, 2010