Vagina Clown

Vagina Clown

When you go down on your lady and her Aunt Flow is in town, don’t get a frown...you look like a Vagina Clown . Your nose and mouth are red... cuz her pussy has bled.... You are a Vagina Clown!!

As a way to cover your nose in blood during your ladies visit from Aunt flow

Morgan Freeman says : my face look like a vajay-jay clown

by SheCreature July 21, 2018

son of a vagina

A boy who comes out of a vagina, and later, goes back into the same one. In other words, someone who has sex with their mother.

I was really horny, so I decided to become a son of a vagina.

by SLURT ALERT! March 8, 2008

double vagina

A disorder which causes a female to have two genitillas. Rarely, both anuls function.

Sorry sir, she has a double vagina.

by stormychild February 4, 2016

vagina date

When a girl and her gay best friend hang out.

Person 1: Hey! We need to have a vagina date soon!
Person 2: Sounds absolutely fabulous, girlfriend!

by iLoveLesbians March 9, 2011

spider vagina

When your vagina can detach itself from your body and attach itself to a penis

Ewwwwwww, Selena has a spider vagina

by Mr.Smoov March 16, 2016

Vagina Win

What Courtney thinks is a win, but is a utter FAIL....on a mammoth scale

i win 1:06 PM
that's a vagina win right there if i ever saw one 1:06 PM






....ive looked and there is no Vagina win in the Urban Dictionary
so your win is V O I D

by Formula_51 January 19, 2009

Vagina Decliner

Term given to describe a homosexual male (either confirmed or unconfirmed).

I pulled all my best flirting moves, but he didn't respond. He's clearly a Vagina Decliner.

by I Crack Me Up December 23, 2010