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towel feces

It's when you take a massive dump over your towel. You wait for it to become dry and crusty so you can wipe it off the towel so you can sculpt it into a anime body pillow.
Mom: Niggato what are you doing in there?

Niggato: I'm masterbating to my towel feces! Don't look!

Mom: What?!

Niggato: you'll never catch me

Narrator: Niggato runs away from his room, fleeing with his feces body pillow
by Niggato's body pillow April 24, 2017
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Happy Towel

A small wash cloth or hand towel that is kept next to the bed, in the glove box or in a pocket and is used for cleaning up bodily fluids after a sexual encounter. It may have a smiley face drawn in a corner so that the Happy Towel will not be accidently used for other purposes. This towel might also be used for a woman to spit into if she does not have the decency to swallow.
After their passionate encounter, Dick and Jane used their Happy Towels to clean up the mess and the wet spot. happy towel clean up body fluid
by Grendel177 January 1, 2015
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Guest towel get-a-way

When it becomes necessary to exit a chick's apartment via the window because you realized too late that you are drying your ass and junk with her "guest towel" after bangining the shit out if her"
I wasnt paying attention and i had to make a guest towel get-a-way. Man I dont know which i left messier, her or her goddam linens.
by Mike Cheezmar December 10, 2012
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Towel Time

Spending an hour or so online or watching TV fresh out of the shower, only wearing a towel. It is a very special time.
"No, I can't come over now, it's towel time!"
by sunsetfunset January 5, 2009
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Rolled Up Towel Appreciation Day

August 31st.

The day looked forward every year by many people across the earth. This is a signifigant day in history. August 31st marks the day that man first rolled his towel.
And since that historic day, man (And woman) has been rolling their towels.
by bladedguitar66 September 1, 2009
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Small Toweling

Masturbating in a hotel room. Named derives from when a man uses the smallest hotel towel available as a ejaculatory relief catch receptacle.
"I have 30 minutes before my show time, just enough time for some 'small toweling'."
by N1N July 25, 2010
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Tilted Towers

Chiraq. Fights that go on here are often worse than the Southside of Chicago.
Sweaty: "Let's drop Tilted Towers!"
Pussy: "Hahahaha no thanks let's drop Dusty"
by bl-asian April 15, 2018
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