Honey, its our 5th anniversary today, can we sneak in a little toilet bashing? I love you Pookie Bear.
by Drew Simpson April 13, 2010
Get the Toilet Bashingmug. by poopystoopy October 24, 2023
Get the skibi toiletmug. A creature spawned from the bowels of the repulsive human being, the Toilet Shark often preys on its victims in the Northern end of Todd Park Harbour.
Very territorial, the Toilet Shark will mark its domain with excrement’s from its fecal gland. Sightings of this monster are most common mid-afternoon around 3:30pm.
Very territorial, the Toilet Shark will mark its domain with excrement’s from its fecal gland. Sightings of this monster are most common mid-afternoon around 3:30pm.
by Task Force 2 November 11, 2020
Get the Toilet Sharkmug. by Bidybab Afton November 11, 2018
Get the toilet jonmug. Someone who's only intention when posting to or commenting on Facebook is to stir the shit.
Posts supporting something a majority of people can't stand. Comments intended to piss off the original poster and/or start a series of argumentative comments.
Posts supporting something a majority of people can't stand. Comments intended to piss off the original poster and/or start a series of argumentative comments.
Posts such as:
Obama is as big of a hypocrite as Jesus.
If I have to pay for healthcare I'm not going to be able to buy my 5 kids each new iPads.
The (sports team) is worse than my 5-year old's team
You should reply to all of these with "shut up you Facebook toilet"
Obama is as big of a hypocrite as Jesus.
If I have to pay for healthcare I'm not going to be able to buy my 5 kids each new iPads.
The (sports team) is worse than my 5-year old's team
You should reply to all of these with "shut up you Facebook toilet"
by melly L December 9, 2013
Get the facebook toiletmug. When you have to go to the bathroom but are constipated, so you push really hard until the forehead vein is visibly beating, you see spots and become light headed.
(to someone exiting a bathroom stall)
Hey man! you ok? You need help getting your balance. I see your forehead vein pounding!
(second guy) Nah man, I'm alright just a little light headed form that toilet stroke......
Hey man! you ok? You need help getting your balance. I see your forehead vein pounding!
(second guy) Nah man, I'm alright just a little light headed form that toilet stroke......
by santacruzjt December 19, 2013
Get the toilet strokemug. You: Their so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my rear, but he also broke my weiner!
Me: Damn dog! He got you with the old Swedish Toilet
Me: Damn dog! He got you with the old Swedish Toilet
by Thy Stoneder Stoner August 13, 2018
Get the Swedish toiletmug.