cottage girls

An online cult filled with crazed individuals that relentlessly harass Baillie Martin and her loved ones. They hold an infamous feud with Barron Trump’s fandom, the caviars, along with the Russian government, Harvard University, and the Vampire Weekend fans of Reddit. No one really knows why they exist or what their purpose is, but they definitely make themselves known.

Unknowing victim: “I just got a DM on Instagram from some people called the cottage girls, they asked me to help them with their manfiesto.”

Me: “BLOCK THEM!”

by Fleshmonster November 11, 2021

vsco girl

The LITERAL equivalent to a Bart Simpson edit.

LIKES: Hydroflask, turtles, metal straws, scrunchies, big ass shirts that make them look like they aren't wearing pants, messy buns, etc.
DISLIKES: People with plastic straws.....

VSCO girl 1: And I oop sksksksksksksksksksk
VSCO girl 2: Dhmu sksksksksk, save the turtles!!
VSCO girl 3: OMG IS THAT A PLASTIC STRAWW???? SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK
Me: What the ACTUAL fuck? Even if you throw away my straw there's still a plastic cup.

by Thas_On_Jah September 1, 2019

Spite girl

Is the opposite of a spite boy.

Seeing this spite girl with her boyfriend or “ex “ will make her want him more and more determine to reassert her position. Turning her into his model girlfriend.

Danielle: Destiny are you still dating Cory?
Destiny: Kind of.
Danielle: He brought his spite girl Shelley to Tom’s.
Destiny: I’m going to sit in our booth with them.

by Starving Artist246 January 27, 2022

basketball girls

A girl who is determined to win some may be a aggression some may not.

basketball girls are soooo hot.

by basketball hotties April 29, 2019

tv girl

1) popular indie band.

2) the girl that is super popular and everyone gets along with, sort of like a manic pixie dream girl, but with more idealistic qualities.

1) “hey, have you heard that song, “legendary lovers” by tv girl?

2) that girl in our maths class is definitely a tv girl.

by sway_the_same November 19, 2022

backyard girl

An attractive girl that is like a ghost. She is their emotionally and physically but is no ones possession. This is why you will miss her. She is a backyard girl. Typical teenage hangout places is in a backyard were youll have a bonfire with friends and drink and smoke and socialize. She will cuddle you and have an awesome time with her. She has been with all my friends. Dont necessarily have sexual relations. Shes my Non related sister. But at the end of the night she goes home alone.

We cuddled and watched a movie. Went to my friends kickback and had a bonfire. We laughed and had a good time. We played beer pong. Cuddled next to the fire talking about stories. Freestyled to some hiphop beats with the homies. Talked about life. Deep conversations. i was throwing up in the bathroom and she took care of me. She cryd on my shoulder . were there for eachother. But at the end of the night, we part. She was a backyard girl man.

by Krazykatz November 12, 2014

piñata girl

A girl who hits a man's emotions until his hearts broken. In some cases this can result in the man giving out candy to small children as a hobby.

Tony: Dude, did you hear what happened between Susie and Melvin?

DeMarcus: Yeah man, I can't believe she broke up with him after 2 years for some forty year old, Hispanic carpenter named Jesus.

Tony: What a piñata girl!

DeMarcus: Is that why he kept trying to sell me a fucking snickers bar...?

by SlingdogMillionaire October 22, 2013