by Zach June 26, 2004
Masturbating with oneself.
Greg: "Sarah, Jessica, and I had a three-way last night, son! What you do?!"
Josh: "One-way, dude. One-way."
Josh: "One-way, dude. One-way."
by ReyCHUL August 24, 2011
when vacationing in thailand you or any one of your friends will buy several inexpensive whores and not share them even when it is obvious you wont be using all of them.
Tom- man, did you see the girls i got?
Bob- yeah, nice choice, mind if i borrow the one in blue?
Tom- sorry, they are all mine
Bob- dude, youre such a fucking one way
Bob- yeah, nice choice, mind if i borrow the one in blue?
Tom- sorry, they are all mine
Bob- dude, youre such a fucking one way
by colon plow May 01, 2005
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by scott teele January 16, 2010
To blast one's head off with a shotgun, similar to the author Ernest Hemingway's preferred choice of suicide.
John's girlfriend broke up with him. Rather than move on like any normal person would do, he decided he couldn't live anymore without her and went the Heming-way.
by Eustace McCleach November 22, 2008
"Everyone is so attached to their phones nowadays, Jonny."
"Don't pay any mind, Fred, it's just a new age, the way of the world (wotw)."
"Don't pay any mind, Fred, it's just a new age, the way of the world (wotw)."
by GnarmmargurunoN October 11, 2015