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Windows Fail

An operating system that Microsoft Windows releases that is terrible.

This results in a pattern known as the Windows Pattern.
Windows Fail = Windows 95, Windows Me, Windows Vista, Windows 8.
by Elixir of Wisdom July 8, 2015
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Everything Windows

A Windows YouTuber who makes videos on YouTube with "All About Windows" as topics on his channel.
Usually installs Windows Beta builds, Windows Mods, Experiments sometimes, etc.
Person 1 : "G'day mate, What are you watching now?"
Person 2 : "It's Everything Windows"
Person 1 : "Whoa, that's awesome dude"
by asalsubscribe February 21, 2022
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window slam

To express a great love for someone (platonic or non-platonic)
John, I really wanna window slam you right now.
by ThatChickLoco112396 May 10, 2017
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complacency window

The time just after you score a goal in FIFA when you are more susceptible to an equaliser or another goal being scored against you as you are a) suffering from hubris b) you aren't concentrating very hard.
1: I can't believe you just got a goal back.
2: that's the complacency window mate.
1: it's not fair when you have Ronaldo
by Wordman30001 October 7, 2013
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Window-tree

A bird feeder that mad people put outside their window to look ugly.

No lip around the trays so food will blow off and attract rats.

Made by someone that can't controll their bowels.
Hey Andy, do you think I should buy this Window-tree so I can watch birds eat?

No way Lisa! Just go to the garden centre and buy a metal one that won't rot, and it will have proper trays that won't let the food blow away.

Is this Window-tree bird feeder safe?

No! The maker probably didn't wash their hands after the last time they shat themselves! Plus it doesn't meet any EU or Britsh safety specifications.

If I buy this Window-tree am I helping the economy?

No! The person isn't paying any income tax or VAT, it's highly illegal.

Will this Window-tree last long?

No, it's wooden, it will rot.
by L.s.v.Kennan July 24, 2012
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Window looking

Seeing a hot guy/girl and checking them out but you wouldn't actually want to date them, maybe because they're too hot for you or they look arrogant. So then you just do some window looking.
Veronika: *looking a guy from a distance*
Jennifer : Why dont you go talk to him?
Veronika: No way! I'm just doing some window looking, he seems full of himself with those wandering eyes and that smirk.
Jennifer: Nice
by iliketacos4ever December 6, 2012
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Scented window

1)A woman’s vagina

Or
2)to describe sexual attraction to someone
“i trimmed my scented window to meet up with michael tonight
“mmmm they could scent my window 👅💦”
by Mangopapi August 11, 2018
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