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Winter Weasel

An ancient eldritch abomination. A manifestation of the fading of all heat and warmth across the universe. Filled with ancient knowledge, it watches the universe, no mercy in it's eyes.
It's also rather fluffy.
I saw the Winter Weasel. Nothing is the same anymore. I fear my mind is gone.
by Winter Weasel November 28, 2021
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WEASEL

A weasel is a sly, slick, wicked person. They can convince you into anything they rob, steal but also very friendly.
Remember that foo Micheal? Yea that foos a weasel but hes koo haha
by SadgirlNymph February 29, 2020
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Weasel

A small, furry creature who may look innocent at first but is really a horrible, feisty, mean, crazy, ferocious animal when you get to know it.
Brian: Oh my god! I’m never going to mess with the weasel clan again!
Ryan: Why? They look so cute and innocent!
by The Weasel Clan April 20, 2018
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Weasel wagon

Ambulance like fire engine whose members enjoy masochistic abuse and torment. They push hard and fast and allow for full chest recoil. They love chicken bacon cheese and dislike sleeping and the gym.
I couldn’t sleep cause the weasel wagon kept me up all night with their nonsense.
by Dr. Tobagen July 8, 2018
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Dick Weasel

Someone who weasels around for the dick.
by Zack And Cheese September 26, 2022
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Weasel

Someone that leaches off someone’s music career and thinks that they can do what ever they want because they make shitty music
Bro why are you being a weasel rn
by Mason James February 14, 2020
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Cheese Weasel

A derogatory term for a Lebanese Bears fan who’s whole personality is the Chicago Bears.
Person 1: your a cheese weasel
person 2: I can tell the deans on you!! you suck at life!
by luke214169420 September 21, 2025
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