A friend that will hit on a girl who's sitting on your bed and slide his number to her or any woman while your in the same room but try to hide it while not being ok with you doing the same.
by cartuneist March 31, 2022
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‘’He’s such a weasel! That’s why he shouldn’t piss people off, because he can’t properly fight for himself without being a little bitch’’
by Jane D’oh! November 12, 2021
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by Patella53 March 12, 2022
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by Randy Acid March 22, 2022
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Get the Drug Weasel mug.She was really roaming between the guys at the slot machine looking who had the most money. They would be the next victim of the slot weasel.
by racheal18 October 13, 2021
Get the slot weasel mug.Weasel the dog is a British pup who eats cats on his free time. He doesn’t enjoy when there’s too much blood in his food. He is also a gay pup. He enjoys scooting his butt on the floor and stretching. His favorite holiday is halloween and he’s single and ready to mingle
by the lioness god October 31, 2021
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