wik rolled

To be tricked into spending hours of your life on wikipedia, reading about the Vomit Comet, when you just wanted to look up Rick Astley.

Your Friend: Dude, how long you been reading Wikipedia? Vomit Comet? What the?

You:...I dunno, couple hours? I guess I've been wik rolled.

by Dread Pirate Smiley April 9, 2008

Rolling Turd

A loaf shaped vehicle in which many obscene actions occure

Man, that camping trip in the rolling turd was awesome

by Chuck/Sheymus September 26, 2011

tutsie roll

A mans penis when your in his white van and he's raping you

Come over here girl, you need my Tutsie roll in your mouth

by TutsieRollMan June 28, 2017

rita roll

A Canadian version of the Rick Roll, pranksters post a misleading link with a subject that promises to be exciting or interesting, eg "Tap Dancing Kittens" but actually turns out to be the video for Rita MacNeil's hit "We'll Reach The Sky Tonight". Always met with surprise and delight.

...Instead of getting to watch the new Glee promo, I just got Rita Rolled! So much better!

by lesyeuxbleu February 12, 2014

mani-roll

To trick someone into watching Barry Manilow sing Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"

I tried to mani-roll my aunt Betty, but she loves Barry, so it wasn't much of a joke.

by oywidapoodles January 21, 2009

Goldie Roll

The joyful marriage of a "Golden Shower" and a "Hot Carl"

Ben, blissfully gave the gift of a Goldie Roll to new fiancé, sealing their for eternity...

by Roberto el Sanchez V April 23, 2021

Sausage Rolled

a sexual act of when a women's fat rolls are wrapped around the males penis and stroked with the skin

Jake got sausage rolled by his fat mother

by D.O.4.H September 1, 2016