Pizza Nuts

Nuts covered in pimples. Or pizza sauce.

Sally sucked Bill's pizza nuts and now they are wet pizza nuts.

by FredBilly January 20, 2009

Nut Goblin

1. One who hordes male testicles, as a means to show self worth and masculinity.
2. One who steals excessive amounts of kills in video games, in order to feel as if they contributed towards the team.

1. That nut goblin would steal my kill.
2. Boot this nut goblin I am so sick of him stealing my kills.

by Rhal426 May 24, 2009

Rape nuts

1.A savage groping of a mans testicles, usually by a woman.
2.A grabbing and tearing of the genital area

Man that bitch opened up a box of RAPE NUTS on Roy.

by Mc Matt December 2, 2004

v-nut

Short for "varicose nut." When one testicle is considerably larger than another, often due to bloodflow-related issues.

Ain't no girl gonna be able to fit that v-nut in her mouth.

by K. Itty February 15, 2005

kleg nuts

when your shit gets tangled and matted into your pubic hair and creates balls of shitty hair.

"Go lick your kleg nuts"

by i hate ja rule March 17, 2003

Pumpkin Nuts

slang for a boy with red hair...you think about that for a minute and it the true meaning will come.

That Marty McFreckles is a real pumpkin nuts!

by Tina McMullet November 9, 2008

Fuck-nut

Expressing anger toward someone, generally for
some sort of retarded behaviour.

'I can't believe that fuck-nut smoked all your weed'

by Mitchell Eagleman May 21, 2008