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Chain-coning

When you’ve been on a weed binge for too long and chain smoke cones like they were the atmosphere.
Have we got any more bud?
Nah cunt you were chain-coning the last of our shit.
by Shanulio Noodlenan September 18, 2019
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chain letter

a false message made by trolls who have nothing better to do that either wastes a person's time or threatens them and/or their friends and loved ones

unfortunately, a very large amount of people still fully believe that they're true
If chain letters were real, I wouldn't still be a virgin and I'd have a girlfriend. Oh, and I'd be a millionaire too. But then my family and friends would be dead, and I'd be homeless as well. And I'd be dead too. Make up your mind. Who dies: me, my friends, or my family?

The biggest giveaway that they're fake, though, is this chain letter I once read:

There was a six-year-old girl named Lily Rhodes. She was raped to death by a man named Tim Goldman. After he buried her, he chanted, "Oticapsed olleuc ut raripser oreiuq oticapsed." Now that you've read this, you need to post this to 25 other websites in the next five minutes. If you don't, Lily will show up in your bedroom at night and do to you what Tim did to her. If you do, you will be rewarded, and Lily will not come after you.

I didn't repost it, and no six-year-old girl showed up at night to rape me to death. Not that I'm complaining. I like not being dead. Plus, I need to stay a virgin if I want to become a wizard/sage/whatever other term there is.
by KingAnonymous October 18, 2020
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Chain Scrolling

Chain Scrolling (Verb)

1. Utilizing your smart phone for shopping/'Google' researching/Being naughty on 'Tumblr' purposes etc.; with the action of thumbing upward on your screen.
Abby - "I was edging on tumblr all day yesterday..."

Jessica - " Chain Scrolling on fleek "

'Laughter'
by JLHWHLSF July 31, 2017
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chain joo

Chain Joo is a girl that is small for her age but she can be fierce and aggressive. She cares for her friends deeply, not everyone understands her so she is underestimated at many times. She has many good friends like Omelate, Di, Mushroom,Joen,Lx(nicknames of chain joo
" Hey! Have you seen the new girl? Her name is Chain Joo! She is new yet popular!OMG u need to talk to her!"

" OMG i have talked to her! i guess she is like one of the nicest ppl in the sch!"
by Chian Joo July 7, 2018
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Chain Dater

A person who repeatedly dates friends or relatives of former boyfriends/girlfriends
Girl One- hey do you know shelby

Girl Two- yeah isn't she that chain dater who stole your boyfriend then went out with his best friend and his best friend's cousin.
Girl One- yup.
by Sarabeara6393 March 13, 2012
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Alice In Chains

Alice In Chains is the best of their genre
by UltimateDoge October 26, 2022
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Log Chain

A man with unprecedented penis size. Originally coined by Orange Daddy.
by JasonAldong September 2, 2014
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