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rubber balloon break

When a girl is doing the hanky panky and the condom breaks
That girl is taking a rubber balloon break

There’s a party in my tummy so yummy so yummy
by Justaperson0329 August 13, 2023
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passion balloon

A used condom that's been blown up
The girl from Tinder was so nasty when I was done she made a passion balloon
by Dr.Black November 3, 2017
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Ballooned

A term used when someone is intoxicated by liquor or beer, usually used by remoulds to describe how utterly fucked out of their head they are!
Fuck me did you see that dick last night? He was fuckin ballooned!
by DickDasturdly August 16, 2017
mugGet the Balloonedmug.

attach balloons to

(verb) to turn an legal, but still frowned upon by society behavior, into a trend or fad.
a boy comes home from school, goes into his backyard and starts attaching helium balloons to his lawn chair.

his mother comes into the backyard from the house and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?.

Adam: can I attach balloons to this lawn chair without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to build an amateur flying machine and turn amateur flying machine building among modern teenagers into a trend. I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.

mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil. now I want you to do your chemistry, and I mean wash the dishes, take out the trash, and the like, not your chemistry homework; you get the idea.
by Sexydimma May 27, 2012
mugGet the attach balloons tomug.

finger like a balloon

When a finger is sore.
by Debskelly1985 March 21, 2023
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fur balloon

a. a hairy vagina.
b. The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in girls.
Summer is almost here, guess it's time to trim my fur balloon.
by feowyn October 7, 2008
mugGet the fur balloonmug.

Saudi Arabian balloon animal

Saudi Arabian balloon animal- when a man has his penis tip glued shut and the woman chops down on both sides of the penis after the man attempted to ejaculate causing the penis to explode like a balloon animal.
I cheated on my girlfriend so while I was sleeping she gave me the Saudi Arabian balloon animal treatment.
by The Saudi price June 29, 2021
mugGet the Saudi Arabian balloon animalmug.

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