A Midnight Snack is when you're woken up, from a dead sleep, at any time between 12 am and Sun-up (it has to still be dark out) with terrible diarrhea caused by the last meal you ate before going to bed.
If you are woken up with Shit Cramps, a Midnight Snack is almost certain to immediately follow.
If you are woken up with Shit Cramps, a Midnight Snack is almost certain to immediately follow.
by Munson G. September 12, 2022
Having company over for some adult time in the middle of the night without staying over. When somone comes over for seggy time ridiculously late at night. Snacking late
by Annah11 July 18, 2023
by greenghost110 September 15, 2020
A phenomenon where you start acting weird after midnight and you don't go to bed.
The symptoms tend to get worse after midnight hour by hour.
The symptoms tend to get worse after midnight hour by hour.
Your friend: *started saying and acting something weird*
You : he's not usually like this. It must be because of the midnight effect.
You : he's not usually like this. It must be because of the midnight effect.
by Robert Blarg December 27, 2024
When it's midnight or later and a guy gets hungry for junk food. You got to cut the carbs and stick to protein to not become a fat loser guy. Don't eat carb rich foods. Stick to protein rich foods and healthy fats and exercise and fruits and vegetables and meats. No sodas at midnight or pies or fries or any of that junk.
Steve: I'm going to diet.
Tony: Me too. Watch out for the Midnight 15! It's when you eat a lot at midnight or later and then get fat.
Steve: What's the worst that could happen?
Steve: I'm going to eat cheeseburgers with triple bread and extra fries and a huge soda.
Tony: I'm going to switch out the buns of cheeseburgers with carb smart buns and eat a lot less fries and also a diet soda. I'm also going to make a onion and avocado salad.
*1 month later.
Steve: Aw man! I gained 9lbs.
Tony: Yes! I lost 7lbs.
Steve: Why?!
Tony: Haha! You're a fat loser!
Tony: Me too. Watch out for the Midnight 15! It's when you eat a lot at midnight or later and then get fat.
Steve: What's the worst that could happen?
Steve: I'm going to eat cheeseburgers with triple bread and extra fries and a huge soda.
Tony: I'm going to switch out the buns of cheeseburgers with carb smart buns and eat a lot less fries and also a diet soda. I'm also going to make a onion and avocado salad.
*1 month later.
Steve: Aw man! I gained 9lbs.
Tony: Yes! I lost 7lbs.
Steve: Why?!
Tony: Haha! You're a fat loser!
by HawaiianPunch1 August 12, 2024
A Sales Manager that not only demands high sales performance but also a late night call. The only time he will not take a Midnight Whisper is when he is watching midget porn. You can find this Hitler looking Sales Manager off of Barber St.
Hey Terri Girlie what's wrong? "I am tired as can be, just finished writing 1700ap and now I have to give my Sales Manager "The Midnight Whisperer" the Midnight Whisper." Well... hopefully he will be still watching midget porn, he didn't answer when I called.
by Brokeback Blackburn April 27, 2015
When you need to scratch your ass hole in the night and you carefully do it as to not have smelly fingers the rest of the night. You double check just to make sure by sniffing. If you are good , back to sleep. If not, you gotta go wash your hands.
by SneakerP November 24, 2021