The act of stimulating a penis through mechanical hand motion. More often than not it denotes the stimulation of one's own penis by one's own hand, but it can also be used to describe the stimulation of the penis by the hands of a second party of the female gender.
1. Thadeus: ''Shit, man! I gotta put a stop to all the johnson-juggling. This is the 6th time this year I've had to get my spectacles prescription renewed''.
Alvin: ''I know, let's invent the 'johnson-juggling challenge!''
Thadeus: ''What the hell's that!?''
Alvin: ''Well basically it requires one to punish himself for any acts of johnson-juggling that he indulges in. The punsihment is that for each act of johnson-juggling that one indulges in, one must buy his opponent in the johnson-juggling challenge a beer at the next meeting''.
Thadeus: ''Awesome. Let's do it.
Note. Thadeus was tighter than 2 coats of paint. There was no way he was going to be buying Alvin beers. But...he was an honest guy so he just quit the johnson-juggling and saved himself the cash. IMPORTANTLY acts of johnson-juggling performed by a female are unpunishable.
Alvin: ''I know, let's invent the 'johnson-juggling challenge!''
Thadeus: ''What the hell's that!?''
Alvin: ''Well basically it requires one to punish himself for any acts of johnson-juggling that he indulges in. The punsihment is that for each act of johnson-juggling that one indulges in, one must buy his opponent in the johnson-juggling challenge a beer at the next meeting''.
Thadeus: ''Awesome. Let's do it.
Note. Thadeus was tighter than 2 coats of paint. There was no way he was going to be buying Alvin beers. But...he was an honest guy so he just quit the johnson-juggling and saved himself the cash. IMPORTANTLY acts of johnson-juggling performed by a female are unpunishable.
by Papa J-Bomb January 3, 2011
Get the johnson-jugglingmug. A fine lad who spends his time making car movies and chugs alcoholic drinks on the internet. Not to be confused with The Rock, who is Dwayne Johnson's mortal enemy.
Walter White: Hey Jesse, you coming to watch Fast and Furious with me?
Jesse: You mean that dumbass movie with Dwayne Johnson in it?
Jesse: You mean that dumbass movie with Dwayne Johnson in it?
by Shigekiyo Yangu June 26, 2021
Get the Dwayne Johnsonmug. Him ‘Is Benjamin visiting tonight?’
Her, whilst getting the kids ready for bed ‘yes, Benjamin Johnson will pop over after you’ve had a shower’
Her, whilst getting the kids ready for bed ‘yes, Benjamin Johnson will pop over after you’ve had a shower’
by Spunky McSemen March 18, 2019
Get the Benjamin Johnsonmug. by DR. BLAQ July 20, 2010
Get the MINI JOHNSONmug. 
Used during roller hockey games. When a player on skates is not looking, an opposing player comes up from behind and sticks the blade of his stick between his legs and hits him in the balls. The player then proceeds to drag the unwilling recipient as far as he can on skates.
Billy didn't like the way Tom was playing in the hockey game, so he gave Tom a unicycle Johnson during a time out and Tom hasn't played since.
by Bryan McCabe December 26, 2006
Get the Unicycle Johnsonmug. by Jak6508 January 28, 2010
Get the Jack Johnsonmug.