When one Masterbates for hours until Hands, Dick/Pussy are sore. Prefribly done while watching porn.
Guy 1: Dude what happend to your hand?
Guy 2: I had this crazy jerk-a-thon in front of the tv this weekend, My dick is still sore.
Guy 2: I had this crazy jerk-a-thon in front of the tv this weekend, My dick is still sore.
by Fuckface unstoppable March 11, 2014
Get the Jerk-a-thonmug. A Circle Jerk containing two people.
by Desertghost87 December 16, 2011
Get the Parallel Jerkmug. Take two (or as many as you need) Advil PMs and wait about 30 minutes Or until the effects kick in. Then pull up your favorite porn site and is soon as you finish you’ll be out like a light.
by Per December 13, 2019
Get the knockout jerkmug. After a night of significant alcohol consumption, Alex awoke in his tent to find soot from the earlier evenings fire in his underpants. He then realized he was guilty of committing a dirt jerk.
Alex knew that the handle on the bathroom stall was dirty but personal need got the better of him and the dirt jerk became the only solution.
Heather figured that Alex was a dirt jerker and decided to reject his advances.
Alex knew that the handle on the bathroom stall was dirty but personal need got the better of him and the dirt jerk became the only solution.
Heather figured that Alex was a dirt jerker and decided to reject his advances.
by 3nothappening November 27, 2010
Get the Dirt Jerkmug. When three or more males are shoulder to shoulder while giving each other hand jobs, and have a normal day-to-day conversation.
when i went to this orgy, i found out there were only ten dudes, so i left when they suggested a jerking circle.
by your fathers father November 30, 2013
Get the jerking circlemug. A jerk-mate is a masturbation buddy who often gets together with another guy to jack off together or jack each other off. May progress to sucking dick or fucking ass after their first cumgasm.
by USAF Cadet June 18, 2021
Get the jerk-matemug. when two people play free for all on mw2 and take turns killing each other to get a nuke. in turn being complete douches and ruining the game.
by sc-gomer February 6, 2010
Get the circle jerkingmug.