clown boots

A type of boot or shoe that a klown wears. Usually red and very large. Often mentioned by crazy people.

Thank you for the clown boots, they are very well made.

by klownz April 26, 2006

Clown cuppa

Is when you wank off and spunk into your annoying dickhead boss's cup of tea.

e.g. “My stupid boss ordered me to stay for an overtime and i happily made him a nice clown cuppa the following morning”.

by Madmanny January 12, 2011

Clowns In America

Another (covert) name for America's C.I.A.

Clowns In America are not always honorable. Can we trust our CIA?

by Calamity Jane II February 16, 2019

full of clowns

Response to a funny joke, action, or person; similar to jokes can be used in same instances as a substitute.

Person 1: Hey I just tricked that guy into piercing the wrong ear.
Person 2: Wow you're full of clowns.

by Hipsterkilla123 November 13, 2011

Clown Bitch

What is a "Clown Bitch"

-A bitch who wears lot of makeup. Makes herself look like a cheap ass slutty clown.

-She often want to have everyone's attention.

-Annoying
-Crazy
-A ratchet

Girl 1: Oh look! There's a clown bitch in da party.
Girl 2: Well, let's go home!

by xchyna June 30, 2016

Homie the Clown

A lewd sexual act where a male defecates into a sock before sex. Right before he climaxes during the unprotected sex, he proceeds to hit the female on the head with the sock filled with feces. The male then says "Homie don't play that," while simultaneously pulling out to ejaculate in the females face.

Guy 1. "So do you think you will settle down with that chick you've been hanging out with?"

Guy 2. "Naw, that crazy bitch tried to trap me, so I gave her the Homie the Clown while her grandparents were sleep in the room next door.

by Condie Rice September 10, 2007

Clown (verb)

Clown (v) - To make fun of someone in a very good natured sense, or with malicious intent, with no inbetween.

"Bob, chill out, I'm just clowning on you"

"I heard steve's car got keyed. Someone clowned all over him"

by Mike Kegelman May 27, 2005