channel cat

Similar to that of a mud shark, a fat white trash chick who hooks up with illegal aliens from Mexico or Central America. They are usually unaware of the illegal alien's wife in his native country.

That fat nasty Channel Cat probably has no idea about that illegal aliens wife in Mexico.

by phoenixblonde June 19, 2010

elvis the cat

A really cute but very fat cat.

He likes chicken wings, and loves to snuggle. He is very furry, and often has poo nuggets stuck on his butt.

Ron: "hey that cat is really cute, what's his name?"

Ronda: "his name is Elvis the cat!"

Ron:"cool."

by Rondaaaa April 15, 2014

pusheen the cat

Pusheen the cat
A book based on a cute little gray cat named pusheen who belongs to the author Claire Benton’s parents

I just read the book pusheen the cat

Pusheen is such a cute cat 🐱

by Pusheenlover123 April 24, 2018

bodega cat

A cat inside a bodega that is usually there to kill rats and bugs.

It’s nobody’s pet, it’s essentially an employee at the bodega, but it gets paid in food and shelter instead of money.

“Yo, don’t pet the bodega cat, he’ll fuckin bite you”

by flatbush291 June 26, 2018

Your cat

A 5th Dimension eldritch god who has choose you to be their entertainment. Or new host. You will never know until its too late

James: Why doe your cat have a shadow with 5 tails.

Cole: Don't ask questions. He doesn't like questions

by AbsolutelyNotACat February 13, 2022

Cat Tax

To give credit towards Cats on an image board. Typical use on Imgur.

"Cat Tax" (posts an image of a Cat when the subject is not that of a cat)

by Finesir January 27, 2015

Cat Calling

Rude sexual remarks or unwarranted honking of a car made by both men and women to passing people on the street. Usually “cat calls” are about a certain feature of a person, or their body as a whole.

‘I’d lick you up baby’ - Guy/Girl cat calling an annoyed stranger on the street

“Ugh, I just got cat called on my way to work” - the person who was yelled at

by AStrangerDefining October 16, 2021