teapot laugh

the type of laugh somebody with asthma or a severe brain disorder makes to a mildly funny joke

Me: knock knock
You: whos there?
Me: Cow Says
You: Cow Says Who?
Me: No cow says moooooooooooo
You: *Teapot Laugh Intensifies*
Me: no please stop
You: *TEAPOT LAUGHING LOUDLY*
Me: im sorry i even said it please stop
You: *TEAPOT LAUGH GETS LOUDER*
Me: *Puts gun in mouth*

by 123geybo October 17, 2019

temnotfo

A very beautiful girl with big bums and boobs she’s very nice but don’t mess with her.

Wow there’s temnotfo isn’t she lovely

by Annoymous dzaddy November 5, 2020

Temo

Someone who would write the definition of his name on Urban Dictionary himself, since he was not happy with the definitions he found here. He can be described as a right proper lad.

- Temo is such a cool guy.
- that he is, indeed. A right proper lad.
- right proper.

by totallynottemo November 21, 2021

turnpike tampon

A slow driver in the left lane of a highway, a driver that impedes the flow of traffic.

He's only going 60! This is the passing lane! What a tampon! Fucking turnpike tampon!

by wilsomb January 28, 2012

jumbo tampoons

huge ass tampoons used as nukes whille you are camping ind Costco during a zombie invasion. Also you can stick it up your butt for pleasure

"Fuck their coming, throw the jumbo tampoons"

by thiccboota69 January 16, 2020

Pumpkin Spice Tampon

A tampon that’s been put up someone’s ass to control diarrhea

Jimmy you want to taste my pumpkin spice tampon?

by Yelk May 8, 2019

Temporary anger

Scientists have identified a specific region of the brain called the amygdala, as the part of the brain that processes fear, triggers anger, and motivates us to act. It alerts us to danger and activates the fight or flight response. Researchers have also found that the prefrontal cortex is the area of the brain that controls reasoning, judgment and helps us think logically before we act.

Temporary anger.
But that guy really needs to know his place.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 24, 2019