Gym Teacher

The act of stimulating the entrance to one’s anal cavity with an ice cube while receiving fellatio by a woman in front of your friends.

“Yo, boys, I heard Will got the full Gym Teacher treatment the other day.”

by colallanwill September 25, 2025

teacher

A FUCKING BITCH WHO KILLS EVERYBODY WITH HOMEWORK.NO NEED TO SAY ANYMORE.

Student A: My teacher put me in detention!!!
Student B: Yeah she is a fucking bitch!!!
Teacher (comes in): WTF DID YOU SAY?????? YOU'RE SUSPENDED!!!!!!!

by jok3risgoodandmurderseverone July 22, 2016

teacher build

the body structure of a teacher

“if i ever becom a teacher, i wouldn’t want the teacher build, like Mrs.Penske

by teacherbuild101 July 31, 2023

teacher

a teacher is stain's secretary to hell, the average teacher is an old white lady with glasses that for some reason hates guys and is nice to girls.here's an example down below

*girl fails test*
girl: oh no I failed the the test
teacher: oh i'm sorry here I'll let you retake it
*guy fails test*
guy: oh no I failed the test
teacher: so what just get over it and do better on the next test

by cole_stevens69 May 24, 2021

English teacher

Someone who finds symbolism in every word on the page and puts more thought into the writing than the actual author did.

For example;

Author: "John ate spaghetti for lunch"
What the English teacher thinks:
The spaghetti represents the pain and suffering us humans face every single day, and by John voluntarily eating this spaghetti, this represents the self destructive nature of us Homosapiens.
What the author actually meant:
John ate Fucking Spaghetti for lunch!

by dehydrated water May 10, 2022

Teacher With Benefits

A teacher who has sex with a student but keeps a professional relationship

Guy one: Hey, do you have a FWB?
Guy two: No, but I have a TWB (teacher with benefits)

by Sketti-Butters September 15, 2022

Teachers

Essentially, they're prison guards in a maximum security federal prison nearest to you! Like real guards, some are nice, most are demonic fuckers who don't get paid enough to give a damn about your wellbeing and are assholes to the entire class.

depressed student: goddamn it! My teachers are such whores! this place is hell

by my_fucking_mother April 8, 2022