No homo tuesday

Like no homo day you can day anything gay no homo doesn't need to be said

today is no homo Tuesday Matthew and Chris

by grant-the-fiji-water-guy January 28, 2020

Swirl Cone Tuesday

Swirl cone Tuesday is when the girl shows up for her foot rub in striped leggings. That's basically the green light for fckn

I was gonna rub her feet, but she went all swirl cone tuesday on me in those striped leggings?

by Its natural just go with it March 10, 2020

No trouble on a Tuesday

A phrase suggesting Tuesdays are easy unimportant days, unlikely to cause drama or major shifts. Also used as a comeback to reject or shut down the start of drama.

"Stop starting shit. There's no trouble on a Tuesday."

(Meaning, today is NOT my day to deal with that.)

Or..."I don't want to go to work today, but it's ok, but because there's no trouble on a Tuesday.

by R. Lethe November 17, 2020

Top off Tuesday

Your girl or guy or partner has to take their top off in person or over a FaceTime or call

Partner 1 : hey it’s top off Tuesday

Partner 2 : dang you got me *takes top off*

by Top off Tuesday January 12, 2021

Smack ass Tuesday

Gotta grab/smack ass day so girls don’t get mad when you get ya ass smacked or grabbed

Today’s smack ass Tuesday

by K.O.S_Naz May 25, 2021

Dildo Disasster Tuesday

When you are having the average ol' day, and then the dildos strike in several questionable areas. Is known to trigger PTSD for the few who have experienced it. It is no joking matter.

Grandson: Hey pops, I hope you get better soon, after that incident you haven't been the same... Hey, can ya tell me about Dildo Disaster Tuesday? You mentioned it at some point and never told me anything about it.

Grandfather: No son, its Dildo DisASSter Tuesday. It was one of the worst days of my life, they came out of nowhere, they surrounded the house, and there were hundreds of them! I was just trying to sleep in the ol' bed and I was woken up by screaming, and out the window I saw it, people running away from flying dildos that had became sentient, and a giant one even walked! The giant one ran towards the door and broke it down, I even got out my shotgun, but it was too late, it got in, it smacked me and my wife, and soon enough son... we were fucked, and it was painful as Hell.

Nurse: He's acting crazy again! We need to sedate him!

by ThatDudeTwentyTwo October 12, 2021

Jack Nolan Tuesday

The Tuesday after Pancake Tuesday. Commemorates Jack Nolan getting to the #1 trending spot on Twitter in Ireland on the Tuesday following Pancake Tuesday 2020.

"What day is it?"

"It's Jack Nolan Tuesday, of course!"

by TY3 meme lord November 8, 2021