road hogging

Two slow drivers driving side by side preventing traffic from passing.

Crap these two are road hogging. Let me tailgate the living mess out of one so I can get by.

by pdub2014 July 14, 2014

Nipple Road

The true way to have a very "bumby" ride.

I rode down the nipple road as the nipples on the street swayed in the breeze.

by Vandalistrun May 29, 2016

Road Tickle

The act of driving in a vehicle preferably gold in colour. while being fingered by another person. of the sexy type.

someone needs a road tickle

by Jesus Christ dickface November 23, 2011

Golden road.

When you blow a load on a chicks ass then she shits and pisses it out on your chest.

I’m gonna take this chick for a ride down the golden road.

by Haulinballs June 12, 2019

Road Guardian

Synonymous with a parade maker, it is the genius, who must absolutely stay under the speed limit while driving in the fast lane. This behavior is frequently displayed by old men in hats and asian drivers. May also commonly be referred to as asshats and douchebags, interchangably.

Bryan, why were you late to your wedding?

I got stuck behind a road guardian on I-45.

by guardianhater August 10, 2009

Road Clot

When a group of drivers all going the same speed down the highway manage to block the entire road so that nobody can pass. It's not a traffic jam because everybody is still moving.

I was doing 75 down the I-10 and expected to get to Phoenix a little bit earlier than expected when I hit a road clot doing 70 mph. It wouldn't break up and allow me to pass and I became part of it.

by Simi Halu September 9, 2009

Road Work

Closing a road or a lane of traffic for no apparent reason (for 10 years).

I was going down the high way and there is road work slowing down traffic.

by Eazy-E Jr. April 5, 2019