dude teach

A viral phrase used to express sarcastic submission to dumbasses who don't have a clue.

A phrase that has little to no meaning and is used simply to piss people off.

Douche: Last night I banged like twenty chicks!

Person: Dude teach

by Magister? Yes Felix? October 25, 2009

dude job

Similar to a footjob, but instead of feet it's like from an entire dude

bro fo you want a dude job? because I'm totally up for that

by HaroldIsSleepy July 19, 2023

Dude, uncool.

Famous phrase that is used in OverSimplified.
Usually used when one is offended by another.

me: *presenting a project*
that one guy in the back: *laughing*
me: dude, uncool.

by SpicyHamsandwich January 19, 2023

Dude Zone

Worse than the friend zone usually used by guys

Girl: you look nice today. Guy: thanks Dude ...... Girl: I've been dude zoned....

by Wvhshmt February 15, 2018

Dusty Dude

Minecraft YouTuber who produces and designs automatic machines and farms.

Did you saw the wither rose farm from Dusty Dude? Yeah, he used the wither to kill the endermen.

by anonymous May 27, 2020

token dude

the one guy that a girl will always go back to, no matter how much he fucks her around. usually some scummy white boy who thinks his penis is god’s greatest gift

friend one: you need to stop having sex with brian! he’s a fuckboy!
me: i can’t, he’s my token dude! i don’t know what it is but something about him makes me always want more!

by haaaannnnaaaaa November 15, 2018

dude pepperoni

1.) noun: the object created when a man cuts his nipples off (because they are useless to men as they do not breastfeed) and puts them on a pizza as a pepperoni substitute

2.) The appropriate phrase to exclaim when one unexpectedly encounters pepperoni and is excited about it

1.) Michael bought a surgical scalpel on Amazon, prepared to add some dude pepperoni to his pizza this Friday.

2.) Dude, pepperoni!

by MySilentSemen March 19, 2021