country bear jamboree

An orgy attended exclusively by large, hairy, gay rednecks.

I looked into the barn and saw Uncle Jesse was having a Country Bear Jamboree.

by Someguy9346 December 1, 2013

Cross-Country Skiing

Running in the snow with ski gear on

Person 1: Wanna go cross-country skiing???
Person 2: Yea hold on lemme go get my running shoes and ski gear

by Lynn Bobble April 4, 2019

feminine country twist

Handcuffs on the wall, two lesbians in bed, log cabin, and a dog with make-up on, need I say more?

My gitlfriend and i had hit a bit of a rough patch before I walked in on a feminine country twist.

by Reactosé June 4, 2017

the country road creature

A creature made by Trevor Henderson, I don’t know much about it.

Jim:Yo Jake I just heard something outside our car, also why is there a white arm next to my window?
Jake:... DRIVE. FASTER. NOW.
Jim:Why?
Jake:IT IS THE COUNTRY ROAD CREATURE, JUST DRIVE FASTER.

by anonymous November 30, 2020

back country safari

The exact opposite of getting a blumpkin (getting a blow job whilst taking a dump). I.e. getting a rim job whilst urinating.

"Hey I heard you give great back country safaris, wanna come to a urinal."

"Once in a bar I stumbled upon a couple at a urinal performing the act of a back country safari."

by Fried Cable March 15, 2015

a good country one

A good shite

I need a good country one

by irishtomboy July 9, 2014

Earth Is Our Country

Earth Is Our Country, shortened as EIOC, is a panhumanist, globalist and bioequalist movement, derived from Earth Is My Country, that advocates the creation of an active political movement for the creation of the Earth Country (Republic of Earth) and the political and economical unification of humankind, Earth Is Our Country advocates people can keep its culture, religion, beliefs and philosophy since Earth Is Our Country is just about politics and economics at its core.

"Earth Is Our Country might be the future of Earth, but humankind will need to work a lot for turn it into reality."

"Earth Is Our Country is not just about politics and economics, it is also about social unification of Earth!"

"Earth is my country! Earth is our country! We shall defend Earth until the end!"

by Full Monteirism January 5, 2021