ghost pp

1) a pp that only cool people can see

2) a pp so small you can’t see it

1) hey natalie do u see the ghost pp it looks really cool

2) ewwww that boy over there has a ghost pp

by vegan penis daddy June 19, 2019

Ghosted and haunted

When somebody completely cuts you off and stops responding to you then comes back like nothing happened.

That guy asked me out, stopped texting me completely, then just came back like nothing happened. I got ghosted and haunted.

by reluctant liar May 23, 2016

Ghost Shit

When you pinch a huge loaf in the toilet, then wipe and find there is nothing there. Then you check the toilet and find it magically disappeared. But you know you to a thunder dump, this cant be the case. So you proceed to look around the room then you forget all about the shit and go on with your day.

BUTTHOLE: "AHHHHHHHHH" **SQUIRT**
DUDE:"did i just GHOST SHIT!?"

by WIPEN' FORWARDS May 26, 2018

Ghost Memer

A person who memes for another without taking credit to gain a competitive edge on ones' opponent

Ayo Jiggz got a ghost memer making all his memes!

by Ghost Account July 19, 2018

ghost benefit

An employee benefit that no one uses but is perceived to be useful to employees. Sometimes taking the place of a high use benefit in order to cut costs.

Bruh, I don't want free online classes from a non accredited school, ghost benefit bullshit. I just want my health insurance back.

by Bingbongfresh April 10, 2023

Ghost beat

The act of sitting on your hand until it becomes numb. Then after said numbing, quickly beat off with a sensation of being a ghost’s hand.

My friend Mike Brown Ghost beated so experience the feeling on ghost pleasure.

by Mikelovesbananas November 27, 2017

Ghost Fucker

Someone who consistently claims to have one or more sexual encounters but NEVER specifys a name or anyting.

A Ghost Fucker will always avoid giving any information of whom they had a sex with but still claims to have had sexual relations with said unknown person.

Chad: Yeah bro I totally crushed two girls the other day I had them screaming bro!
Fred: Oh really who were they?

Chad: Aw come on bro, no face no case.
Fred: Chad, don't be a ghost fucker.

by JakeTheSake June 5, 2016