smurf

Silly Minded Ugly Retarded fagots.....Little blue people that eat your deodorant while your sleeping....and sometimes touch your tally whacker.

Wheres my deodorant and why am I sticky? Damn you SMURFS!

by philmon July 24, 2007

Smurfing

Ejaculating on a female who is wearing a blue top.....

Guy 1: man, guess what i did last night?

Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: I Was Smurfing all over your sisters Blue ass fuckaaa...

Guy 2: Shit.....

by Madsiop March 27, 2008

smurf

used in place of the work fuck

smurf you, you smurfing freak

by DI February 23, 2004

smurf

Used as a reference to a player on the blue team in an online Halo match

We're gonna whoop those smurfs' asses1

by ninjasmurf777 June 27, 2010

smurf

a joint rolled in a blue post-it note

Tom smoked a smurf and got the munchies.

by jack candlestick October 7, 2010

jokey smurf

When you are presented with something that looks favorable for you, but ends up not being favorable when you get it.

Someone offers you $10 to take them to a friend's house uo the street. When you get there, the friend aint @ home and you gotta drive across town to earn your $10. Damn it you done pulled a jokey smurf on me.

by jtb30 February 2, 2008

gay smurf

A person who is gay or you think is gay that has a pinky toe fetish and is probably a fuckboy

"OMG he sounds just like a gay smurf"
"That boy is such a gay smurf"
"I heard that gay smurf slept with 15 boys in this month"

by Itissomeoneyouwillneverknow July 13, 2015