Drug Soup

Microwaved Liquid Heroine, cocaine, and crushed up PCP. Everything is pretty much the same, except there are more giraffes.

Kiwi: yo whatcha eating?
Melon: Drug soup.
Kiwi: Drug soup?
Melon: Drug soup. Its Microwaved Liquid Heroine, cocaine, and crushed up PCP.
Kiwi: Does it do anything other then kill you?
Melon: Nah, everything is pretty much the same, except there are more giraffes...Im so high right now.....

by Dr.Lemon November 15, 2011

Ballsack Soup

when 4 or more men (above the age of 35) spend more than 10 minutes in a jacuzzi or hot tub.

hey are you getting in the hot tub?

are you joking, those guys have been in there for like an hour. its a ballsack soup by now!

by Rsp88 May 20, 2011

good soup

A term used to describe something that embodies suave and swagger

“You were such a good sport at the beer pong tourney, bro. That was good soup.”

by fatnatcat June 30, 2019

Soup Eater

A segment of the population who, because it's all they can afford, generally eat soup for almost every meal.

Man, would you look at the mullet on that soup eater!

by Caveman70 March 16, 2007

Brown soup

A type of shite that is soft and mushy and could mix with water to make brown soup

Oh fuck, i made brown soup again

Then stop drinking your fooking coffee

by Wapple_Fishman January 1, 2021

Sphincter Soup

You leave some alphabet soup on the stove to heat up as you bend your partner over the armrest of a couch, you then pry their butthole open very wide and use something to keep it open. Once the soup is piping hot you take it and pour it inside of their dark abyss, causing an excruciatingly painful burning sensation that will leave them(me) squirming, writhing and groaning in pain or maybe even pleasure if they're anything like me. ;) Then you put ice cubes in the burning hot soup to cool it down faster, which in turn causes a painful contrast between the heat and the cold. After it cools some down you indulge on the delicious but slightly poopy vegetables and alphabet noodles, you slowly scrape up the side with the spoon making their sphincter quiver. Once you've got all the goods out you butt chug the rest of the poopy juice and they quickly run to the bathroom before the remainder of the poopy soup spills out of them all over the floor.

Chill bro: I can't wait to butt chug some sphincter soup out of your fart box later.
Non-Chill sista: Can't we just do something normal for once? I think I'm infertile after you did that upside down salsa thing on me.

by largescaleterroristattack69420 May 5, 2023

American Soup

Ice cream or frozen custard that has been melted into a liquid, soup-like consistency

The ice cream was sitting out too long, and it turned into American Soup.

by Fridge & Freezer July 15, 2023