Simcerity

subverted alternative management speak for the act of making someone think you care. Faked sincerity.

when my boss said he was sorry to see me go, he was showing simcerity...

by blisteredcanker March 25, 2010

summercamp flashback

1. The illusion of being in a real rock band.

2. Often used as filler when discussing any situation that does not involve jet-setting across the world with sex, drugs and rock & roll.

I heard Jimbo was touring with summercamp flashback this summer.

Yeah, he has to go to his in-laws during summer break.

by Oliver Klosauf March 1, 2011

siemers

crazy girl that likes to skinny dip

my siemers

by heck-no September 24, 2011

summer pillsbury

A type of summer where everybody takes pills and pies.

After the spring of 2011 there was a summer pillsbury

by DefiantKid55 August 15, 2012

Summer Anticipation Disorder

That point in a school year, where summer break is finally in sight but still seems so far away. A moment in time where it's still too early to say, "Yay! It's almost summer!" but late enough in the school year where you just want to get out of there. Worse yet, those big scary exams are coming up, and you probably have a project or two that is worth more than half your grade lying around. Teachers are usually completing their curriculums around this time, and students have gotten noticeably cockier. Not to be confused with senioritis because this happens in almost every school year.

Person 1: Yay, summer's almost here!

Person 2: Dude, summer is still seven weeks away, chill out. You must have Summer Anticipation Disorder.

by Definers Galore April 28, 2013

Summer Amnesia

Not being able to remember many things during summer vacation, even the simpliest of things such as distinguishing from left and right and not knowing what day it is or the date. Usually wears off when school starts.

Sally: *puts a picture on Instagram with #ThrowBackThursday*

Angelica: *comments* Today is not Thursday, it's Monday.

Sally: Oh my gosh, I've been diagnosed with summer amnesia!

by kaliforniaqueen_ August 19, 2013

suimmer

misprint "swimmer"

Yeah, you're well suimmer in dubstep

by Buranchik September 22, 2013