Silver Surfing

Silver Surfing is when you keep watching random videos on the internet hoping to find an unintentionally hot picture or clip of a person and/or a small movement that they make that you think is hot. This way, you can replay those five seconds over and over again, and you can goon away, because it won't ever look like there was anything adult in your search history, because nothing you've watched was intended to be adult. Yes, that's right, I've discovered the Ultimate Life Hack of the Internet. Once you finish Silver Surfing until you find a few clips, you can put them into a little clip for only your eyes, and then you can goon away while playing it over and over again.

"I'm going Silver Surfing for redheads."

by EmogusalDamager August 2, 2024

Silvers

The elderly

There are a surprising amount of silvers on reddit

by Anexuss February 28, 2022

silver cheerleader

The perfect girl with guys at her feet was humble but always cool and is super hot. She is a queen

Autumn:Roxy is such a silver cheerleader I mean look at her man and that booty wow

Kate:ikr

by QUEEN_BEE715 September 14, 2015

nate silvered

Term used to refer to getting liquidated

Yo bitmex just nate silvered my ass

by earl2020 November 3, 2020

silver gavel

When a Model UN delegate performs a sexual favor to another Model UN delegate to gain support in the committee room. Similar to a golden gavel, which is when a delegate performs a sexual favor on the chair to gain an advantage in the room.

“Bro why is Albania voting for everything that Mexico proposes all of a sudden”
“I don’t know dude, must be a silver gavel”

by takeaguess3000 May 27, 2023

silver dog

The term used for a dog that looks hot for there age.

My dog Benny is 10 years old and still thriving, his such a silver dog!

by Bennybearbennysfair July 13, 2018

Silver head

Someone who has gray hair

That teacher is a silver head

by Sliver head 101 November 18, 2015