Side Scraper

A short but very fat dick.

Betty: Well, girrrl, he may not have touched bottom, but he beat the hell outta the sides.

Lois: Oh yeah, I've had side scrapers like that.

by AmusesHerself April 13, 2009

Fishy Shapes

Used to define someone of child-like appearance and behaviour. Derives from the food ' fish fingers' made into other shapes that our mums and dads fed us when we was kids.

" Hello, is Fishy Shapes there please? "

" Is fishy Shapes playing 5 a side tonight "

by BESTBOWDEN April 21, 2009

Vag Shrapnel

The result of having sex with a woman whilst unaware that she is on her period; though she may or may not be aware of the fact.

person 1: Man, my boxers are covered in Vag Shrapnel.
person 2: Did she know she was on her period?
person 1: She laughed when i noticed...
person 2: Wicked.

by luyox November 14, 2009

Dom Sharpe

The guy in the group that is always hanging around with you without being invited. You do like a Dom Sharpe but only in small doses.

Meg from family guy is a Dom Sharpe

by The Giant1 May 13, 2010

lady shapes

Boobs

You've got saltine cracker crumbs on your lady shapes.

by DBruch October 20, 2010

amelia sharpe

The most hairy, fugly, dinosaur ever

Ewwwwww is that an Amelia Sharpe

by Alum jack May 1, 2017

Penis sharpener

Also known as a dildo maker, it is a pencil sharpener like device that can turn objects into the shape of a dildo, such as popsicles, vegetables or candles. It fuctions like a spiraliser to turn boring vegetables into exciting, appetising shapes

We need to order more penis sharpeners for the kitchen

by Scarfinger February 19, 2018