Cotija Shotgun

When your jaw smashing a respectable woman, and right before you shoot your pork queso all over her satisfied face, you whip around and rip a meaty authentic bararria fueled fart into the back of her eye sockets with the intent to give her cataracts. Immediately followed by that spicy white tube lube you’ve held in for the last 4 seconds, shooting it right into the deepest parts of her soul. Essentially, your horse glue sets up over top of your Pancho Villa fueled rage fart face, making her give you the stink eye like no other.

My wife wanted to spice things up, so after a full 5 course meal at the local barraria joint, I obliged her with a Cotija Shotgun to which gave her a 6th course of barreria magic. - Don Quixote

by Tpostmalone July 14, 2022

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shotgun mcpimpins

when a pimp decides a normal shotgun just isn't good enough

Hoe: you cant treat me like that
Pimp:shut it before i get my shotgun mcpimpins

by SHOTGUN MCPIMPINS May 24, 2018

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Shotgunning

Similar to shotgunning a beer, shotgunning is stabbing a bear.

Fuck you now I’m gonna go shotgunning (oh wow that poor bear)

by Kanyesdirtypinkth0ng April 12, 2023

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Shotgun (Beer)

Shotgunning a beer is the action of drinking an alcoholic beverage quickly by adding an additional hole to the bottom of the can. One can only say they have “shotgunned” once they have performed the griddy after.

I can shotgun (beer) a beer because i can griddy

by Sender.Dragon July 1, 2023

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