Thrifted that shit

The act of making a purchase of an item or article of clothing from a thrift store.

Friend: Hey man, where did you get those scuffed-up military shoes?

You: I thrifted that shit!

Friend: Dude your toaster-oven lever wont stay down.

You: Yeah I know it's because I thrifted that shit.

by TuckerSW November 6, 2010

banana-split shit

When someone does a split then suddenly shits them-self.

My friend was showing me there gymnastic moves when they took a banana-split shit

by Yellow fish February 5, 2014

welcome home shit

the feeling of having to take a huge shit after arriving home from a long trip

i took a glorious welcome home shit after that drive from florida.

by nunamaker April 3, 2015

a holy shit

A shit so relieving that it makes one feel heavenly.

Dude. I just took a holy shit and I feel great.

by starbursty April 26, 2016

Flamin' Hot Shit

The awkward and horrible pain in the bum hole after eating a large bag of Flamin' hot fries

The feeling after a flamin' hot shit escapes is tremendous

by em2020 February 9, 2017

John Wick That Shit

To overcome an obstacle or task that has insurmountable odds.

Brian: My boss has asked me to complete my report by 5pm tomorrow and I haven't even started.
Meghan: I guess you'll just have to John Wick That Shit.

by bripgilb March 21, 2017

matt murdock shit

Hero type shit

You into that matt murdock shit, boi

by fetchilaskonish December 14, 2018