bitwise shaders

a term used by buttmad tech bros who want to confuse their loving, more funny, non tech bro friends

“ Like we could do all games but the drawing ones cause of the bitwise shaders.”

“Bro you’re just acting buttmad.”

by Notbuttmad January 25, 2024

51 Shades of Tovala

@LmaoLover Please craft a romantic , slightly erotic fan fiction script about pizza and slantoughpotamus enjoying the warmth of each others bodies while their Tovala Smart Oven™ steams, bakes, and possibly even broils a delicious meal inspired by traditional french cuisine. Also make the fan fiction have a lot of intrigue and drama, along with onomatopoeia and suspense.

I just finished reading 51 Shades of Tovala. I can't believe they found ANOTHER shade! Anyways im rock hard

by slantough January 11, 2025

No shade

All shade

"No shade but you ugly as fuck"

by ohihooh July 13, 2025

Fukin shades

SI shades that are impossible to install correctly, instructions are shitty, they are shitty Everything is shit

Fuck those Fukin Shades

by Iggywithapop September 15, 2025

Upping a shade

It is a phrase that is used to describe the process of darkening one's skin.

A synonym for this phrase is tanning.

Person 1: Wow...you are really white.
Person 2: Not for long! I'm working on upping a shade.
Person 1: Nice

by raisindisliker June 15, 2011

Shady Mick Shadester

When a guy is being totally shady for no reason at all and you do not know why but it bothers the hell out of you and they do not have a good explanation for why they were being shady.

When he didnt call back for hours he was being a total Shady Mick Shadester.

by Lainy Baby October 4, 2011

Jack of all shades

Those perfect sunglasses that go with everything. Every outfit, every occasion, every color.

These perfect frames and lenses really make for a Jack of all Shades.

by xthexjessx April 19, 2018