Swingset

A sexual position, similar to the Bonesaw, in which two women and one man is involved. The man, wearing a strap-on on his ass, stands between two tables with women lying on them, face up. With the women's legs on the man's shoulders, he proceeds to penetrate forwards, and backwards, therefore boning both women simultaneously.

Dude! I ran the swingset on those two hoes last night!!

by The Swingsetter January 24, 2008

Swingers

two pot plants hanging outside a front door

'your swingers really add to the feng shui of your house!'

by Pind December 1, 2011

swingers

or "big hairy swingers"

very large testicles

"steveo mckell has a tiny wee nob, but he has some set of big hairy swingers. his burd's arse must be black and blue with them slapping off it!"

by frank pubes December 30, 2004

swing low

i must correct the chap above as the sing low has been in use by the englang rugby union team for some time!!

swing low sweet chariot coming for to carry me home!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by leelad March 25, 2004

Swinging on the purple chandelier

Masturbating Taking matter into your own two hands ETC

Bob: Um, I wouldn't go into your apartment
Joe: Why not
Bob: Your roommate's in the living room
Joe: Of course he is, he's my roommate
Bob: Um, swinging on the purple chandelier
Joe: ...

by Jtommyjonesurm0m August 11, 2007

ho swing

when its really late at night and youre desperate for pussy so you go to wal*mart to pick up chicks.

she might be a little slutty, but i met her on a ho swing.

by merk stud April 12, 2007

Hop off my swingset

A term used primarily for Xbox purposes when someone, mainly bks get ragged on by 1337 players. Such as, Gh0sT CLUTCHHHH and Andric32.

Brett kept making fun of Anthony because he kept going -9 on Halo, so Anthony screamed "Hop off my swingset!!!111" and turned his Xbox off.

by Clutch54UC3333 October 23, 2008