Secret Snowflake

(noun) A holiday inclusive term for a secret santa like event.

"I still can't figure out what gift to get for my secret snowflake."

by Ender56 December 6, 2023

secret uncle

Your own personal uncle that is secret to the rest of the world.

Mikalah: I swear i have a secret uncle.
Madi: I don’t believe you, show me.
mikalah: I can’t it’s a secret!

by Jeeoh July 26, 2021

Secret Pre-Workout

The term Secret Pre-Workout is used to refer to a form of extra energy and motivation obtained after a gym-bro goes through a break up. They can usually be identified by wearing hoodies and lifting impossible weight since they are "going through it."

"Have you seen Chad pulling 315 on deadlift!?" "Yeah bro, I heard he got the secret pre-workout."

by JimmyJohnJones07 March 29, 2023

Crugers Chin Secretion

Where a peadophile stores his secret stash of child porn

Police ended up finding child porn in Crugers Chin Secretion

by CrugersChinSecretion December 25, 2020

Reveal your secrets day

A day where if anyone keeps a secret from you, you can ask them to reveal it, and by law they must. Takes place on January 12th

Guy 1: dude, this game is amazing!
Guy 2: what game are you playing?
Guy 1: sorry, it’s kinda nsfw so I’m gonna keep it a secret.
Guy 2: you have to reveal it, it’s reveal your secrets day.

by BlueFurry December 18, 2020

Secret Pierre

The recipient of a gay-secret gift from someone (closeted) they know.

Gift giver: Bitch I knew you he would love the almond scented moisturizing butt-lube.
Secret Pierre: omg daddy yaaaas!

by HoboDaddy November 22, 2023

secret skin

foreskin.

"Yea, jenny, most limp dills look the same pretty much unless they still gots that secret skin left on em. That secret skin makes em look like an ant eater or an ardvark."

by myylkdog July 19, 2012