Wank Stain Of A Bastard

When calling someone either a wank stain or the offspring of a bastard child isn't formal enough.

Bob: "Fuck you Steve!"
Steve: "How about you intercourse yourself you wank stain of a bastard."
Bob:

by Cephalon Alcatraz June 15, 2020

DOODOO STAIN!

When you fart but you leave a doodoo stain in your undies and where u sat.

Omg did used that DOODOO STAIN! on calebs chair?

by Babalishka February 12, 2021

Yoghurt Stain

The consequence of inadvertently dropping a dairy-based confectionery item onto one’s attire. Also to accidentally spill ones milky man mess down one’s trousers.

Damn did you see state of Leroy’s trousers, bro straight up yoghurt stained himself…

by Engels Lad May 21, 2025

dog stains

dog shit that got smeared on your shoe or perhaps other clothing parts such as your t-shirt

"ahh dammit i got dog stains all over my shoe!"

by jabrar gaffney December 04, 2007

Stain Factory

n. A person who acts stupidly amongst others who are not close friends; the behavior of this rube is often drug and/or alcohol induced

After peeing in the washing machine twice, I'm pretty sure that Stain Factory is not coming back.

by what.a.rube January 05, 2010

Turd stain

A woman who is sickeningly loyal to Amber Heard, to the point of absolutely bare face lying tomakr it look like she can do no wrong, or who feverishly defends her in the face of audio and visual evidence that says otherwise.

This turd stain made another thread full of cropped and photoshopped "evidence"

by Deptford wive June 27, 2023

gypsy stain

A guy who looks like a gypsy and has mad stains on him

Hey Tijan is a gypsy stain

by Best is chloe May 30, 2022