Shoulder Chrome

When somebody has dandruff so badly, you mistake them for the polar ice caps. Blizzards in Siberia ain't got nothing on this guy.

I thought I saw the Abominable Snowman, but it was just Ted and his bad case of shoulder chrome.

by Yoshie March 6, 2008

Shoulder Candy

When someone sneaks up and puts candy on your shoulder for a childish laugh.

Mother!! Stop doing that shoulder candy sh*t while I drive my train game!!!!

by Naughty Biscuit October 18, 2019

Shoulda Doubled Down

You really shoulda doubled down, man

Me: *wins game of blackjack and doesn't double down*
Literally everyone in the room: "Shoulda doubled down, pussy"

by instant_taco_machine May 17, 2020

Should this be in Urban Dictionary?

Yes

you: "Should this be in Urban Dictionary?"

Correct answer = yes

by Nutslap3000 November 3, 2020

we should do something sometime

What a person says when they see an old aquaintance that maybe they met once or twice, and that they thought making out with was a good idea at the time. You may or may not remember their name, and this is what u say when they want to get together.

Them: Hey! Oh my god, you're looking so hot. Here's my number! I never got yours... how funny.
You: Um, hi. Yeah, I'll take your number. We should do something sometime. *coughcough

by CurryChild September 4, 2004

Bose Shoulder

The behavior similar to that of the cold shoulder given to Contractors by Bose full-time employees and supervisors. A feeling of distinct alienation once you have found out your contract has not been renewed, yet you are still employed.

Wow, that cashier was so frigid, she was giving me the bose shoulder.

by Edgar Frogg May 5, 2008

Ass Shoulder

The portion of the body where the upper buttocks meet the hips.

Dude, Carmen Elektra has bangin' ass shoulders. I'd fuck that shit.

by MisterBanana January 8, 2011